May she whirl through my front
door with Dorthy's Ruby Slippers..
May Toto finally nail that wicked
old witch..
May the wizzard finally get into
rehab and stop messing with that
smoking skull..
May the cowardly lion go fifteen
rounds with Mike Tyson..
May the Tin Man give Munckin Land
the grease job it so sorely needs..
May the scarecrow be smart enough
not to get burned again..
And this is the last straw..
Someone tell me why it's
taking so long for my pizza to
arrive?