national bloody radio is ruining my life
my kids are loosing touch with me
i'm in trouble with my wife
i spend all day alistening to other peoples strife
national bloody radio is ruining my life
they have experts there on everything
from toilet rolls to jest
they have movie stars and heros
as their latest guests
football stars and guys with racing cars
are there at their behest
all the folk they interview
are nothing but the best
my family keeps on telling me
GIVE IT A BLOODY REST
ill quit my job become a slob and listen to their show
i sit transfixed in my car and hate it when i go
cos the signals not to good up here and the trafficks kinda slow
when i get home its grab a beer turn on the radio
i like it when its warming up the light begins to glow
there are no advertizements and the host talks kinda slow
other people hate it and tell me that it blows
but i cannot stop listening to national radio