it's got a beak that looks like a set of chopsticks
have been shoved in the front of it's face
it has whiskers at the start of that and uses them just like a cat
it's got tiny little matchstick wings
they're itty bitty little things
it's got feathers that look more like fur
they don't look like feathers at all
but if you think they do, i'll demure
it lays eggs that are half the size of it's body
i can't say i'd enjoy that myself
its eyes are beady little things
not out of scale with it's wings
the scales that coat it's legs are fishy
it's hips are huge and kinda trippy
basically it's a walking bum
for laying eggs or making a run
with a straw on the front for sucking up worms
with no remorse as they wriggle or squirm
how they manage when out on a date
is a total bloody mystery mate