(This has to be read with a 'strine' accent.



I loik a big red motorbike
It has a throbbing head
it goes at 1200 ccs
in and out of bed

It 'as a lambswool cover
as comfy as can be
oi can't slide into the rider
cos me bum grips it, you see

The roider 'olds the throttle firmly
as 'e goes along the road
an' leans into the corners
even wif a heavy load

I alway loik to ride 2 up
it's 'eaps and 'eaps of fun
the adrenilin and blood rush
makes me really want to ummmm... hum


© 1999 PJW aka r_honda_vfr aka Umfazi