made a beautiful silky bow collar,for his little skinny neck
so me and you can go for a walk,
sneeked out the gate walking around to the front
all the kids were amazed,dancing skipping for joy,
they all wanted a pet duck,thinking to myself make a fortune selling ducks
i never laughed so much,in fact my sides were splitting,
the kids actually thought he was funny
wabbling along with his color bow,he was a comical site quacking
they loved him,shouting can we get a pet duck,my plan is working,
squeuling with joy and glee
then the woman i was with at the time
cried and moaned,created a whole scene,
gave out to me,saying all the neighbours are chatting
yeah chatting about you,ha ha i laughed driving her totally insane,
saying i was mad in the head,i dont really care what the say,
buying a kid a duck for his birthday'poor little duck shes disowning you,
so you dont want the duck,i said to her
it was all your idea in the first place sure the young fellow cried for the duck,i might of know i would get blamed,i knew someone giving away a duck
i happened to mentions a duck,you oked it
you and the kids,past tense the scorpion who struck bitten on the back

who gave me bad blood
ill give them something to talk about
the only reason they had dogs and cat,they bite
i have a duck so what,my pet duck,are they afraid of the duck
i gave him to my father,she panicked afraid of gossip ha ha
i was the first in the area to have a pet duck haha
more than could be said for some
sure they copy everyone else,im different,i dont care
all kids loved him,a pity about her
my father still has him years later
hes getting old and grey
dad looks after him like royalty
he follows around after him like a dog
this is the story of my pet
now my dad and the duck
hes the happiest duck alive