I could tell

I could tell you how many holes it would
take to fill the Albert Hall, but tea time
revelations might bore you
I could tell you the reason you get no
satisfaction but you might be forced to
believe differently
I could tell you that you ain't nothin' but
a hound dog, but your parents probably
beat me to it
I could tell you that when the Levee breaks
you' ll probably be on the wrong side of
the arguement
I could tell you that if you're in a red 57
Chevy you're probably pregnant
I could tell you that all the divinity in the
universe most likely resides in the eraser
of a #2 pencil
I could tell you that if 27 was 4, and 63
was 9, then the future would be decided
by the reflection in a cats eye, but what
is that to you?
I could tell you more but you might be
late for work and may be forced to
pack a lunch'
What more could I say? Lol.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Posted: Jul 2013
About this poem:
This is actually the kind of crazy talk I've heard people
say back in the 60's and early seventies. Lol.

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darkhorse555
you drew the hound dog in the cats eyes i think ill have to sort them out howling to the mooooooooon lovely piecethumbs up wine
rapturecapture
Hi Cafe

As always you never fail to amuse, and bring a warm smile to the reader lol
Thank you for sharingkiss hug angel wave
shadow1950
lovely humour Jim good pen teddybear bouquet hug kiss wine
2725dl
I could tell you too but I won't. (LOVELY WITT) Jim, nice read. lizateddybear
beautifulyou
"And the beat goes on, the beat goes on.. drums keep poundin' a rhythm to the brain???" laugh

Thanks Jim,, this made me smile,
a lot

I looked for an emoti smokin' something,
but couldn't find one

Oh well, this will have to do ~~~~> head banger
cafetwo2010
Ty beautifulyou.. You're just gonna have to stop smokin'
darlin, and wait for the fire. Lol. lips
serena123
Icould tell YOU that this is a load of crap... But you are cute, so I wont wine
Dejavu4u
Cafe,
You just did, I mean told us! Too Funny! rolling on the floor laughing dancing
cafetwo2010
Ty serena..Must we fight this early in the morning darlin'? You know how I like it...lol.kiss
cafetwo2010
Ty rapture..Thank you darlin', but I do my best amusing
in a classified environment.kiss
cafetwo2010
Ty shadow.. This poem was designed to go with your crimpets and tea
dear. Lol.
cafetwo2010
Ty 2725. Tell me dear. Save me from myself.lol. !
cafetwo2010
Ty Dejavu... This was a cottage special dear. Lol.
serena123
I do dear dear heart... thats why I do it teddybear
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