On the Firing Line!
Author: Unknown
On the Firing Line!
A First date with a woman you just recently met on line
What is she really looking for …
A romantic poet just like me … Lol
She Seeks!
His inner secrets, his health, how’s his teeth. Does he have bad breath, shaves, polishes his shoes, make of his car, profession, bank account. Does he own his home or a yacht or rents a cold water flat. Is he paying alimony. Does he have baggage. Is he a gorgeous spender or a cheap skate
Do other women find him attractive
Is he dating other women, Is he marriageable material.
Why isn’t he married?
A man to tell her she’s beautiful and has a body
that he would die for!
A Free cup of coffee
A prize catch to have and to hold
Nothing serious, just a man to wine & dine her
A contest to see how many dates she can get on line
Looking for Men just to fill out her score card
A man to make the other girls jealous
A meal ticket
The Gold digger wants her man to be a gold mine, so that she can put her no trespassing sign on!
A travel companion to take her around the world
Just someone to tell the other girls about
A handsome Prince
A muscular Jock
A polished Gentleman
A ball room dancer
A father and a home for her five Kids
Perish the thought, she just wants a one night stand to get rid of her built up stress and anxiety!
A live in is great, but marriage is out of the question!
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The Flip side of the coin!
The young men want to score
The Bachelor wants to keep his bachelorhood intact
The Middle age men want a younger woman
And the old men just want a companion
……………………
Love should be about an inner love of one’s heart and soul!
The finding of the right companion to take life’s journey together as they grow old!
Oh! To pass the woman’s first date test
To graduate and be the best!
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Oh! My God, she wants a second date ….
God what is she looking for ………………..
Confused Author
JimEee
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Posted: Oct 2013
About this poem:
Why do women want to date?
Please tell me why?
And how do you get one! Lol
Comments (11)
this is what happening for me. . we should buddy on some ladies
i know why they don't want me. . . Im a dwarf. . what is yours?
Happy Halloween
How about the title
"What a Woman wants, a woman gets!
This Halloween I feel like the Straw man
with the short straw that she can't
even find, like a pin in the Haystack! Lol
Happy Halloween
Trick or Treat to my Friend!
JimEee
I got a house, I got a Key!
What I don't got is a one man woman
just for me!
Woman is a fisher of men
She uses her body for their kind of bait! Lol
I too like security!
The security of a one man woman
Scrambled eggs in the morning
Done by a caring, faithful cook,
The kind that are hard to find! Lol
Thanks for you input and for stopping by!
JimEee
Ah! The shadow of my heart! (Smile)
Glad my humor shows through
Life is a play my friend
So enjoy it & laugh
until the curtain
brings down the end!
JimEee
I love a man for the kind of man he is, not what he's got.
I think you've said it all in this phrase, Jim, I just wish you found the one you dream about with all my heart. Why is it so difficult to find a real gem of a woman, sensitive, responsive, loving you for what you are, I wonder?! You don't ask for much, do you?! But what you ask for seems to be something worthwhile, not readily available, something money can never buy. Good luck to you, dear friend!
Mirror, Mirror on the wall ...
I like women ... I like them all! Lol
I agree ... A man should love a woman
And a woman should love a man
For their inner worth!
Ah! To find that one ...
Must one travel across the Sea?
Glad you enjoyed
JimEee
My friend,
Love is a wondrous thing
To partake of it's inner love
Is an impossible dream
That floats away!
I swim after it like
A drowning man
Oh! Where is the woman for me!
To throw me a lifesaver or a rope
of love!
Marikia, Marikia my lovely sounding tiny bell
That I hear and listen too!
Thank you for ringing it for me!
Knowing someone is there
Tis like a lighthouse in a storm.
JimEee
Postscript
Thank you for sending me the song
"Growing Old with you"
On "you tube".
It's so apropos
Your Friend
JimEee