Will you still love me
when I grow old
and I fart when I pee
will I be yours to keep
if I snore loud in my sleep...

I will still love you
even when you rave and rant
when you move slow like a snail
cough and pee your pants...

Even if you pass gas when you walk
sometimes forget my name
when you sleep and talk
I'll love you just the same
if you forget to wear makeup
it won't be a sin
cos true love comes from within...

If all this doesn't bother you
it will never bother me
we're two pieces out of place
but fit perfectly...

Cos I will still want you
when our bellies are round
and our hair turns gray
and your butt hits the ground..

Make room darling
I'm coming for you
this is just the beginning
of true love through and through...