Of course you are
You're the star
Step right in
Let's begin

What are you going for
20,30,40,50 or more
You better keep score
There are she devils
And he devils

The whole crazy gosh darn lot
Contact someone tell 'em what you got
Go on mate
Look for a "date"
Before its too late

Nice! I think you've got it
This will be sort of like a hit
Have you ever inhaled
Been jailed
Or nailed
What about failed
Impaled

Oh geesh I went too far
Did you know I play the guitar

You want to build up your rapport
So you can keep looking for
The bestest one you adore
We're like a little candy store

Now did you say you like the shore
What about the dance floor
Do you snore
You have money so you're not poor
That's great and totally understood
Well done, really, really good

Wait..just hold on minute
Don't say anymore
I met you before
Aren't you Iknowhowtospinit

Oh, but you're new on here
Of course you are
Your "hello" is great
Like some kind of bait
Do we look like fish
Yeah...you wish

Good luck
You F.....k

No I'm not going to say it
I'm sweet, I just delete
And trust me, its for your benefit
Stop the insane delusional repeat
And retreat

We've got all your numbers
Hey, do you like cucumbers