Fine dining

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Some people prefer to dine
with a fork and a spoon
the Chinese use chopsticks
I prefer her zipper.

The wonderful union
tonguing her sex
making low growling noises
like a big cat devouring prey.

Exploration and reciprocity
it's no capital crime
just consider the guy
who doesn't enjoy fine dining.

When we first met I asked
"what is your birth sign?"
she answered, "cunnus lingus"
I smiled profoundly happy!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Posted: Jul 2014
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Comments (18)

JEANIEMAC
You are making me squeeze my thighs together Ken...
STOP THAT!!
Spartacus2012
Hi Jeanie,

Thank you..Glad you liked this one!

Kenthanks wine
weemick1960
Hi Ken, It looks like this Is one meal you did enjoy, from the a la carte menu of course. You never know Ken, I may try some fine dining one day, mind you I don't know If my heart would take It.
Have a good day. Catch you later. Your Friend always....MIKE.
Spartacus2012
Thanks for stopping by Mike!

Kenhandshake
darkhorse555
take out the silver smiling beautifully penned ken angel grin
Joseph1112
Haha Ken too late for me, I've read this thought about it, now I must ask the Father for forgiveness...J handshake
Spartacus2012
Thank you Liam..Good to read from you!

Kenthanks
Spartacus2012
Thanks Joseph for the visit!

Kenmotorcycle
QuietStormF
Wow!a clever and well written poem! banana teddybear
Spartacus2012
Thank you Storm for visiting!

Kentip hat
ImagineLove
WOW!wow Enough said however I will drink to that! wine
Spartacus2012
Thank you Jade for stopping by!

Kenhug
madtat29
Thats too much bro..lol I do love a good meal peace
cafetwo2010
What a dish! Cold shower time Ken. Lol
I'm speechless.
Cafe
Spartacus2012
Thanks Tony..Appreciate the visit..

Kenthanks
Spartacus2012
Thanks Cafe..I did not anticipate this would "shock" people..lol


Kenhandshake
Mizzy4
OK Ken,
Nice starter !
Is the next poem the main ? laugh

Enjoyed........Mick.

cats meow
Spartacus2012
Thanks Mick..Some things are indeed a delicacy..lol

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