Golf Tips

by mcradloffPlatteville, Wisconsin, USA

Apr 2015 754 Views 3 comments

Golf Tips

The three most important rules of golf:
Keep your head down!
Keep you head down!
And keep you head down!
Obey the rules of golf
If you cheat, you are only cheating yourself
Clean off your club after every shot
Repair all divots
Repair all ball marks on the green
Keep carts 30 feet from the edge of the green
Let faster players play through
Make all your putts, no gimmes!
Pack some snack, you can't golf on an empty stomach
If you are a single, golf during the week, not on the busy weekends
The cheaper the course, the more elbow room you will have
Some say golf is a good walk spoiled, so take a cart
Mark your score on the next hole so the people behind you can play
Forget your bad shots
Have fun out there!

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Posted: Apr 2015

About this poem:

Just some random tips I've heard over the years. I have been golfing for 31 years on golf courses. I used to just whack a ball around with a 7 iron I got from my brother down at the ball park. The par was 3 to hit a cement block and 3 the other way to hit between two fence posts.

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Titania48Carlisle, Cumbria, England UKApr 24, 2015

I'm sure a golf lover would love this poem Mac, I think golf is like Marmite. My daughter always says it is a good walk spoiled Good write.

beautifulyouNew York, USAApr 26, 2015

my golfing experience mc

mcradloffOPPlatteville, Wisconsin USAMay 3, 2015

beautifulyou, thanks for your comment. Haven't gone minigolfing this year yet. I golfed three times so far at golf courses. I probably will go minigolfing in June at WI Dells. They have some of the best minigolf in our area.