I am the only turkey on the planet that does stand up comedy Hey bartender! Can I get a drink over here? Give me a vodka giblets! Put that on my bill! Last night I met a couple of chicks Now that's what I call a turkey sandwich! Then I found out one of them was pregnant Boy, did I have egg on my face! I guess the yolk was on me I husband is engaged with lascivious sex with a dead turkey The exhausted husband looks up and says, "How am I doing Honey?" The wife says, "No, no, no, I told you to pluck the bird!" I got only one thing to say to all you hungry humans out there Eat me!
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Posted: Nov 2015
About this poem:
A comedy bit on the Bob and Tom show. I have a bunch of their comedy cds.