The Easter Bunny

This year the Easter Bunny isn't so funny. He only left candy for those with money. It's true. And even though he is new he is stopping in every yard to leave a little poo. Once you see the damage he can do, you're finished and through. One sight of this fuzzy, little critter makes you determined not to be a quitter.

Break out the guns cause here he comes. Hopping here and there. Let them try to hit him once. He still refuses to be their lunch. There is only one of him against ten boys and men. Poor bunny. They try this each year again and again. When will they realize he is always going to get his way and win?

What will the children do? Can't explain it. The bunny will show on Easter Day. Children win games, hunt for eggs and play all as the Easter Bunny disappears for witness protection where he will stay. Until he returns next Easter Day!
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Posted: Mar 2016
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HOPPY EASTER! Hugz, Pink

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Comments (1)

godsprincessonline today!
Cute - really enjoyed it. The mighty hunters lost again. laugh

Kathy teddybear hug
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