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Dec 12, 2011 11:28 PM CSTI'm desperate, would you be interested? Despite!
jovisst
jovisstjovisstLjusdal, Gavleborg, Sweden84 Threads 22 Polls 709 Posts

I'm desperate, would you be interested? Despite!(Vote Below)

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Two small children.
6
12%
House in need of renovation.
5
10%
Workaholic
2
4%
Scrooge
3
6%
To much TV
0
0%
Tells truth even though you don't want to hear.
7
14%
Bad cook.
2
4%
Farts
2
4%
All of the above.
8
16%
None of the above!
15
30%
Total Votes
50
What would you tolerate?
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Dec 12, 2011 11:44 PM CST I'm desperate, would you be interested? Despite!
yabbadabbadont
yabbadabbadontyabbadabbadontsomewhere, Waikato New Zealand10 Threads 2 Polls 1,692 Posts
I am pretty tolerant....

But I don't do guys.... grin

Too much TV might have to be put aside tho Jovisst, if you find
a lovely lady!!! laugh
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Dec 12, 2011 11:48 PM CST I'm desperate, would you be interested? Despite!
conjor
conjorconjorSmithfield, North Carolina USA61 Threads 2,056 Posts
Well; Do you do laundry?blushing
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Dec 13, 2011 4:07 AM CST I'm desperate, would you be interested? Despite!
cloud747
cloud747cloud747winnipeg, Manitoba Canada130 Threads 27 Polls 2,947 Posts
yabbadabbadont: I am pretty tolerant....

But I don't do guys....

Too much TV might have to be put aside tho Jovisst, if you find
a lovely lady!!!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 13, 2011 4:08 AM CST I'm desperate, would you be interested? Despite!
cloud747
cloud747cloud747winnipeg, Manitoba Canada130 Threads 27 Polls 2,947 Posts
yabbadabbadont: I am pretty tolerant....

But I don't do guys....

Too much TV might have to be put aside tho Jovisst, if you find
a lovely lady!!!



one can rent him otrolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 13, 2011 4:29 AM CST I'm desperate, would you be interested? Despite!
jac379
jac379jac379pontyclun, South Glamorgan, Wales UK25 Threads 3 Polls 12,293 Posts
Ummm...there are men who don't fart?
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Dec 13, 2011 4:51 AM CST I'm desperate, would you be interested? Despite!
cloud747
cloud747cloud747winnipeg, Manitoba Canada130 Threads 27 Polls 2,947 Posts
jac379: Ummm...there are men who don't fart?


imposible, they do, bt they are married and shy away from doing it while the boss is present so they o it in hiding or use a silencerdoh
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Dec 13, 2011 6:15 AM CST I'm desperate, would you be interested? Despite!
jovisst
jovisstjovisstLjusdal, Gavleborg Sweden84 Threads 22 Polls 709 Posts
Yep, if you have a stone age diet with meat and nuts.
No pasta, no bread and no veggies.
I tried it and can you belive the comfort of sitting in TV sofa with out polluting the pillows.
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Dec 13, 2011 6:39 AM CST I'm desperate, would you be interested? Despite!
nevica
nevicanevicabeautiful, Gavleborg Sweden11 Threads 640 Posts
jovisst: Yep, if you have a stone age diet with meat and nuts
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No pasta, no bread and no veggies.

that's a good diet for a man, keeps you in shape and gives a lot of energy. I thought all you eat is cookies, have you stopped with that?
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Dec 13, 2011 8:13 AM CST I'm desperate, would you be interested? Despite!
I can't vote as I need to check at least 6 of these as okay. Workaholic I would have some trouble with as I have been there. Depending what is wrong with the house that needs fixed. If there is no hot water or home is unsafe in some way, count me out. If the renovation is needed because the interior stills looks like it did when Great Aunt Martha bought it in the 1940's, I could live with it.wine
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Dec 13, 2011 10:22 AM CST I'm desperate, would you be interested? Despite!
jovisst
jovisstjovisstLjusdal, Gavleborg Sweden84 Threads 22 Polls 709 Posts
I still love cookies!
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Dec 13, 2011 10:23 AM CST I'm desperate, would you be interested? Despite!
jovisst
jovisstjovisstLjusdal, Gavleborg Sweden84 Threads 22 Polls 709 Posts
Your a gem!
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Dec 13, 2011 10:42 AM CST I'm desperate, would you be interested? Despite!
FreddyFudpucker
FreddyFudpuckerFreddyFudpuckerObamaville, Indiana USA10,179 Posts
jac379: Ummm...there are men who don't fart?



There are a few survivors yes! Most died from methane poisoning. moping crying
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Dec 13, 2011 12:29 PM CST I'm desperate, would you be interested? Despite!
carenza
carenzacarenzanear the sea, South Holland Netherlands82 Threads 1 Polls 3,113 Posts
Conrad73: It is actually the Hydrogen Sulfide that gives the Flavor! The gas released during a flatus event frequently has an unpleasant odor. For many years, this was thought to be due to skatole and indole, which are byproducts of the digestion of meat. However, gas chromatography testing in 1984 revealed that sulfur-containing compounds, such as methanethiol, hydrogen sulfide (rotten egg smell) and dimethyl sulfide, were also responsible for the smell.WIKI


jaw drop

you actually READ this in your spare time Conrad?

rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 13, 2011 12:49 PM CST I'm desperate, would you be interested? Despite!
carenza: you actually READ this in your spare time Conrad?
yep I did!rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 13, 2011 2:02 PM CST I'm desperate, would you be interested? Despite!
cynicalorange
cynicalorangecynicalorangeBristol or Dortmund, Somerset, England UK27 Threads 5 Polls 1,897 Posts
Conrad73: It is actually the Hydrogen Sulfide that gives the Flavor! The gas released during a flatus event frequently has an unpleasant odor. For many years, this was thought to be due to skatole and indole, which are byproducts of the digestion of meat. However, gas chromatography testing in 1984 revealed that sulfur-containing compounds, such as methanethiol, hydrogen sulfide (rotten egg smell) and dimethyl sulfide, were also responsible for the smell.WIKI


Flavour?? You actually taste yours? wow


You may need to change your diet a bit, if they're that potent
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Dec 13, 2011 2:07 PM CST I'm desperate, would you be interested? Despite!
Mermaidon
MermaidonMermaidonBrussels, Brussels (Bruxelles) Belgium26 Threads 4 Polls 1,116 Posts
cynicalorange: Flavour?? You actually taste yours? You may need to change your diet a bit, if they're that potent


Smelling also IS tasting.
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Dec 13, 2011 3:03 PM CST I'm desperate, would you be interested? Despite!
cynicalorange: Flavour?? You actually taste yours? You may need to change your diet a bit, if they're that potent
Secret Weapon!WMD!laugh
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Dec 13, 2011 4:15 PM CST I'm desperate, would you be interested? Despite!
FreddyFudpucker
FreddyFudpuckerFreddyFudpuckerObamaville, Indiana USA10,179 Posts
Conrad73: It is actually the Hydrogen Sulfide that gives the Flavor! The gas released during a flatus event frequently has an unpleasant odor. For many years, this was thought to be due to skatole and indole, which are byproducts of the digestion of meat. However, gas chromatography testing in 1984 revealed that sulfur-containing compounds, such as methanethiol, hydrogen sulfide (rotten egg smell) and dimethyl sulfide, were also responsible for the smell.WIKI



One must also watch out for the SBD. That can be the worse!!!!!!!!laugh
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Dec 17, 2011 4:31 AM CST I'm desperate, would you be interested? Despite!
eumundibabe
eumundibabeeumundibabesunshine coast, Queensland Australia30 Threads 486 Posts
cloud747: one can rent him ot


halariousdrinking drinking drinking drinking drinking
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Dec 18, 2011 6:21 AM CST I'm desperate, would you be interested? Despite!
Brazil81
Brazil81Brazil81Copenhagen, Capital Region Denmark3 Posts
Conrad73: Secret Weapon!WMD!


I actually like to shot them in the elevator when it's full of people, then after the detonation i start looking firmly to a random guy without saying a word and at that point everyone believes it's him. It can be dangerous if you select the wrong guy but it's totally worth it.
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Dec 18, 2011 8:26 AM CST I'm desperate, would you be interested? Despite!
RayfromUSA
RayfromUSARayfromUSAvienne, Rhone-Alpes France86 Threads 29 Polls 6,611 Posts
jovisst: Yep, if you have a stone age diet with meat and nuts.
No pasta, no bread and no veggies.
I tried it and can you belive the comfort of sitting in TV sofa with out polluting the pillows.


Just buy some alpha-galactosidase (beano) and you can eat whatever you want.
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