The police are investigating the case of a man at Euston Station, London who jumped out of a train completely naked!
Naked from toes to teeth!
At first sight they thought he was wearing a blue body-stocking but realised it was a very cold night.
The station staff were astounded, the porter said, "Good Heavens." The Stationmaster said, "Well I never." And the ticket inspector said "I love you."
The police officer came up to the chap and said, "Now now sir, you really need to explain why you're walking round this large station in your nakedness, nudity and birthday suit.
You're causing considerable alarm and consternation and, what's more, you've just woken up the ticket seller."
The chap replied, "Sorry officer, but the explanation is very simple, I was at a party with some friends out in the country and the host and hostess said "Why don't we take all our clothes off and go to town?"
Brannigan70Yellow Brick Road , Manchester, Mayo Ireland2,339 posts
danieljosh: The police are investigating the case of a man at Euston Station, London who jumped out of a train completely naked!
Naked from toes to teeth!
At first sight they thought he was wearing a blue body-stocking but realised it was a very cold night.
The station staff were astounded, the porter said, "Good Heavens." The Stationmaster said, "Well I never." And the ticket inspector said "I love you."
The police officer came up to the chap and said, "Now now sir, you really need to explain why you're walking round this large station in your nakedness, nudity and birthday suit.
You're causing considerable alarm and consternation and, what's more, you've just woken up the ticket seller."
The chap replied, "Sorry officer, but the explanation is very simple, I was at a party with some friends out in the country and the host and hostess said "Why don't we take all our clothes off and go to town?"
danieljosh: The police are investigating the case of a man at Euston Station, London who jumped out of a train completely naked!
Naked from toes to teeth!
At first sight they thought he was wearing a blue body-stocking but realised it was a very cold night.
The station staff were astounded, the porter said, "Good Heavens." The Stationmaster said, "Well I never." And the ticket inspector said "I love you."
The police officer came up to the chap and said, "Now now sir, you really need to explain why you're walking round this large station in your nakedness, nudity and birthday suit.
You're causing considerable alarm and consternation and, what's more, you've just woken up the ticket seller."
The chap replied, "Sorry officer, but the explanation is very simple, I was at a party with some friends out in the country and the host and hostess said "Why don't we take all our clothes off and go to town?"
And I appear to be the first to arrive!
It might be someone else. Tru might be easier to identify as he usually wears a Jesters hat.
CatibraeHULL, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK1,827 posts
danieljosh: The police are investigating the case of a man at Euston Station, London who jumped out of a train completely naked!
Naked from toes to teeth!
At first sight they thought he was wearing a blue body-stocking but realised it was a very cold night.
The station staff were astounded, the porter said, "Good Heavens." The Stationmaster said, "Well I never." And the ticket inspector said "I love you."
The police officer came up to the chap and said, "Now now sir, you really need to explain why you're walking round this large station in your nakedness, nudity and birthday suit.
You're causing considerable alarm and consternation and, what's more, you've just woken up the ticket seller."
The chap replied, "Sorry officer, but the explanation is very simple, I was at a party with some friends out in the country and the host and hostess said "Why don't we take all our clothes off and go to town?"
And I appear to be the first to arrive!
I think it was Pedal, he was only on about the size of it the other night
danieljoshOPtelford, West Midlands, England UK1,364 posts
JeanKimberley: The evidence is mounting..... and so is someone else.... well done! although that does look like the UK not Canada.... might rule out one wild cyclist.
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tru`s or pedals night out ???(Vote Below)
Naked from toes to teeth!
At first sight they thought he was wearing a blue body-stocking but realised it was a very cold night.
The station staff were astounded, the porter said, "Good Heavens."
The Stationmaster said, "Well I never."
And the ticket inspector said "I love you."
The police officer came up to the chap and said, "Now now sir, you really need to explain why you're walking round this large station in your nakedness, nudity and birthday suit.
You're causing considerable alarm and consternation and, what's more, you've just woken up the ticket seller."
The chap replied, "Sorry officer, but the explanation is very simple, I was at a party with some friends out in the country and the host and hostess said "Why don't we take all our clothes off and go to town?"
And I appear to be the first to arrive!