Long ago there were two villages, separated by a mighty River, filled with poisonous snakes, Alligators and deadly creatures.In the first village lived a young lady by the name of MURF and in the other village a young man named ZACK. Every day they would go to the riverbank and profess there love for each other, "I love u Zack"..."and I love you too MURF", said Zack...Well one day ZACK exclaimed "MURF if you truly Love me you will find a way across the River to me"...MURF replied "I do love you and I will find a way...So she walked back and forth along the river bank and finally she saw a great boat. The owner of the boat was a man named YAK. So MURF explained the whole situation to YAK begging for a ride across the river to her love...YAK agreed and said "In the morning I will take you safely across But tonight you must spend the night with me and have sex with me". MURF ended up agreeing to the deal and the next morning they set off across the river. By noon they reached shore and MURF leaped off the boat and ran into town and found ZACK...They were both overjoyed...That night ZACK asked how she managed to get across and MURF confessed everything...Well ZACK was furious and wanted nothing more to do with MURF...So MURF, heartbroken was sobbing and walking along when a large man named ZUG came upon her and asked her why she was so upset. MURF explained the whole story and afterwards Zug asked MURF to take him to see ZACK. She agreed and when they saw ZACK, Zug preceded to beat ZACK mercilessly....Now rate the 4 characters from the worst to the least worse....
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So MURF explained the whole situation to YAK begging for a ride across the river to her love...YAK agreed and said "In the morning I will take you safely across But tonight you must spend the night with me and have sex with me". MURF ended up agreeing to the deal and the next morning they set off across the river. By noon they reached shore and MURF leaped off the boat and ran into town and found ZACK...They were both overjoyed...That night ZACK asked how she managed to get across and MURF confessed everything...Well ZACK was furious and wanted nothing more to do with MURF...So MURF, heartbroken was sobbing and walking along when a large man named ZUG came upon her and asked her why she was so upset. MURF explained the whole story and afterwards Zug asked MURF to take him to see ZACK. She agreed and when they saw ZACK, Zug preceded to beat ZACK mercilessly....Now rate the 4 characters from the worst to the least worse....