Best Part on A Woman (147)
StressFree: I'm an assman...and love legs
I love the eyes as well...just had to throw that in there.
And why are you laughing so hard Pebbles?
CjTenorSax: Her Brain!
......Don't tell Tater that one......after what he wrote about 'Eve'...........
J.D
pebblesbamban: Say hi! to ur Doll...
No doll here. i like real women, not inflatables.
One day you'll right a whole sentence i can make sense of
RobbieM: No doll here. i like real women, not inflatables.
One day you'll right a whole sentence i can make sense of
One day you'll right a whole sentence i can make sense of
Real women or supermodels?
jeepers: No way dude !! get your own..she's mine.
ah come on man... I'll tell you what.. I'll get you 4.00 if I can smell her hair hold her hand and kiss her on the cheek.....
I think thats fair come on man... 
virgiomonkey: ......Don't tell Tater that one......after what he wrote about 'Eve'...........
J.D
J.D
Where is that one?
Ali and I have been spending all our time together except for a few minutes here. I am getting caught up, while he is sleeping.
Then we usually grab a couple of minutes here when he wakes, b4 the University closes, and I go home to sleep. Then he gets caught up here b4 starting his day.
We gotta work around the 10hr time difference for now. Meeting day slowwwwwly coming.
How are you BTW, my friend?
SummerUK: Real women or supermodels?
Real ones who don't nag is my criteria, oh and have a dog
Did i mention i like animals, i'll look past all manner of faults if she has a pair of fluffy German shepherds.
Tater: ah come on man... I'll tell you what.. I'll get you 4.00 if I can smell her hair hold her hand and kiss her on the cheek..... I think thats fair come on man...
Ok can I ask you something????
What is it with men wanting to smell your hair? Every man Ive been with has always loved to do that
RobbieM: Real ones who don't nag is my criteria, oh and have a dog
Did i mention i like animals, i'll look past all manner of faults if she has a pair of fluffy German shepherds.
Did i mention i like animals, i'll look past all manner of faults if she has a pair of fluffy German shepherds.
Naaaaah! Ive only got 2 fluffy Golden Retrievers lol
Oh and I'm English..
No good for you Robbie eh?
CjTenorSax: Where is that one?
Ali and I have been spending all our time together except for a few minutes here. I am getting caught up, while he is sleeping.
Then we usually grab a couple of minutes here when he wakes, b4 the University closes, and I go home to sleep. Then he gets caught up here b4 starting his day.
We gotta work around the 10hr time difference for now. Meeting day slowwwwwly coming.
How are you BTW, my friend?
Ali and I have been spending all our time together except for a few minutes here. I am getting caught up, while he is sleeping.
Then we usually grab a couple of minutes here when he wakes, b4 the University closes, and I go home to sleep. Then he gets caught up here b4 starting his day.
We gotta work around the 10hr time difference for now. Meeting day slowwwwwly coming.
How are you BTW, my friend?
All's well my Dear Friend.....page 2 of this post.....
J.D
Tater: ah come on man... I'll tell you what.. I'll get you 4.00 if I can smell her hair hold her hand and kiss her on the cheek..... I think thats fair come on man...
Well, I did say that I'm a leg man, so just stay away from the legs, ok ? 
virgiomonkey: All's well my Dear Friend.....page 2 of this post.....
J.D
J.D
ok thanks.
SummerUK: Ok can I ask you something????What is it with men wanting to smell your hair? Every man Ive been with has always loved to do that
I've never ever considered that! the question is what do you wash your hair with?
Some say use beer as a conditioner (seriously) and that will attract men for sure
Kebabs as well will draw many men in, like going to the pub with Brittany spears before she turned into an advert for Ginsters pork pies with a shaved head.
SummerUK: Ok can I ask you something????What is it with men wanting to smell your hair? Every man Ive been with has always loved to do that
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....Well,I could think of worse places.....Yes...No....?????? J.D
DonDon67: you forgot the eyes and mind and the best part a soul
virgiomonkey: .......'Left field' here,again......what comes from her heart and soul.......
J.D
J.D
virgiomonkey: ..... ....Well,I could think of worse places.....Yes...No....??????
J.D
Ditto !! J.D
SummerUK: Naaaaah! Ive only got 2 fluffy Golden Retrievers lol
Oh and I'm English..
No good for you Robbie eh?
Oh and I'm English..
No good for you Robbie eh?
Two fluffy dogs, damn....your 200 miles away, are you considering relocation to Hertfordshire?
And do they like chasing sticks?
I'm dead jealous, i'd dearly love two Golden Retrievers.
I might turn out to be a useless boyfriend, but i'd be great as a dog sitter
RobbieM: I've never ever considered that! the question is what do you wash your hair with?
Some say use beer as a conditioner (seriously) and that will attract men for sure
Kebabs as well will draw many men in, like going to the pub with Brittany spears before she turned into an advert for Ginsters pork pies with a shaved head.
Some say use beer as a conditioner (seriously) and that will attract men for sure
Kebabs as well will draw many men in, like going to the pub with Brittany spears before she turned into an advert for Ginsters pork pies with a shaved head.
Yeah Ive heard of beer as conditioner. Its supposed to make it shiny...can't say I'd like to smell of it though lol
SummerUK: Yeah Ive heard of beer as conditioner. Its supposed to make it shiny...can't say I'd like to smell of it though lol
You still want that coconut ? I bet that would smell nice in your hair ! Or how about a pineapple ? Tater: what, I thought after "EVE"........ I mean he told her one thing she was not to eat......... did she listen or understand, apparently not, so I figured he thought to himself and said, hell why should I give them anymore, they obviously don't use em' so what's the point...........
Well, my Rabbi Said in a sermon once on this Topic, that Adam said to G-D,
That Woman that YOU gave me made me do it.
He then said to the Congrgation, Men we've been passing the buck ever since.
virgiomonkey: ..... ....Well,I could think of worse places.....Yes...No....??????
J.D
J.D
Well next time you have a date and she asks you if you'd like a cuppa...watch out!!!
She may have heard of the old gypsy tradition that is......If you want to make a man fall in Love with you, all you have to do is strain his tea leaves through your knickers and
Hey Presto!!!!
SummerUK: Yeah Ive heard of beer as conditioner. Its supposed to make it shiny...can't say I'd like to smell of it though lol
I'm sure i've seen beer essence when walking down the aisle in Tesco's looking for my Head and Shoulders.
Sometimes my hair will smell of catfood, as Ginger is prone to washing my hair at say 4am after a snack (he really is like a bigger Garfield and sleeps on the pillow next to my head).
Remember i've posted photographic proof
RobbieM: Two fluffy dogs, damn....your 200 miles away, are you considering relocation to Hertfordshire?
And do they like chasing sticks?
I'm dead jealous, i'd dearly love two Golden Retrievers.
I might turn out to be a useless boyfriend, but i'd be great as a dog sitter
And do they like chasing sticks?
I'm dead jealous, i'd dearly love two Golden Retrievers.
I might turn out to be a useless boyfriend, but i'd be great as a dog sitter
No! much further south than that lol
I'm looking for a Newfoundland at the moment. Not to get right now but maybe the end of the year...I just love em. Bigger the better
And its ok cos I'd probably be a useless girlfriend
jeepers: You still want that coconut ? I bet that would smell nice in your hair ! Or how about a pineapple ?
Oh yeah! Coconut is great for your hair. Not sure about pineapple though lol
SummerUK: Well next time you have a date and she asks you if you'd like a cuppa...watch out!!!
She may have heard of the old gypsy tradition that is......If you want to make a man fall in Love with you, all you have to do is strain his tea leaves through your knickers and
Hey Presto!!!!
She may have heard of the old gypsy tradition that is......If you want to make a man fall in Love with you, all you have to do is strain his tea leaves through your knickers and
Hey Presto!!!!
.....
Thank you so much for that vital piece of information,that is really handy to know,and please remind me not to date a 'Gypsy Lady'..... J.D
RobbieM: I'm sure i've seen beer essence when walking down the aisle in Tesco's looking for my Head and Shoulders.
Sometimes my hair will smell of catfood, as Ginger is prone to washing my hair at say 4am after a snack (he really is like a bigger Garfield and sleeps on the pillow next to my head).
Remember i've posted photographic proof
Sometimes my hair will smell of catfood, as Ginger is prone to washing my hair at say 4am after a snack (he really is like a bigger Garfield and sleeps on the pillow next to my head).
Remember i've posted photographic proof
Awwwwww! Bless him...yeah they do make you pong a bit when they lick you after eating lol
Yes I remember the pics lol Fabulous cats
SummerUK: Oh yeah! Coconut is great for your hair. Not sure about pineapple though lol
Pineapple CjTenorSax: Well, my Rabbi Said in a sermon once on this Topic, that Adam said to G-D,
That Woman that YOU gave me made me do it.
He then said to the Congrgation, Men we've been passing the buck ever since.
That Woman that YOU gave me made me do it.
He then said to the Congrgation, Men we've been passing the buck ever since.
.........
..............Very Good.......J.D
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No way dude !! get your own..she's mine.