PENELOPE CRUZ - ALONG WITH A HORSE WHIP! (FOR ADVERTISING SERIOUSLY ADDICTIVE POISON TO TEENAGERS ALL OVER THIS PLANET EVEN MORE SO THAN ANY OF THE REST OF THOSE DESPICABLE SCUMBAGS WHO CASH IN ON IT IN THE FILM INDUSTRY!)
RavenO just in time for you have a looksee my friend:
The MacGyver of MacGyver knifes It really exists. This is not a doctered photo. Wenger, the company that makes Swiss Army knifes, released this bad boy a couple of months ago. It has over 85 functions, and weighs nearly 3 pounds. You call only order directly via this 1-800 number: 800-431-2996. How much, you say? Only $1200 dollars. Just in time for Xmas. POSTED BY BRET AT 11:43 AM 3 COMMENTS LINKS TO THIS POST
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I could understand if you said Hilary, because she has a ton more meat on her bones when you have to resort to cannibalism.