I think the most fun thing about a "real" date and not redneck foreplay (let's go muddin in my 4 x 4 darlin!) is that it is a rare occasion for me not to have to plan everything. I like to have options but don't want to "lead" all the way through. Whatever we do and where we go should be mutually agreeable, romantic or fun, not overly intimidating, and which allows us the best opportunity to get a sense of each other and/or talk. I I think a well chosen environment can help a lot...nice view....good music....naturally romantic...etc. I would want us to enjoy spending time together and go home pleased and feeling like we learned something great about a wonderful person. It doesn't need to be fancy. It just needs to be you and me.
I think the most fun thing about a "real" date and not redneck foreplay (let's go muddin in my 4 x 4 darlin!) is that it is a rare occasion for me not to have to plan everything. I like to have options but don't want to "lead" all the way through. Whatever we do and where we go should be mutually agreeable, romantic or fun, not overly intimidating, and which allows us the best opportunity to get a sense of each other and/or talk. I I think a well chosen environment can help a lot...nice view....good music....naturally romantic...etc. I would want us to enjoy spending time together and go home pleased and feeling like we learned something great about a wonderful person. It doesn't need to be fancy. It just needs to be you and me.
but why buy a hot tub when you can just have uncle Earl jump in the kiddie pool and let 'em rip?????
and i modernized... duct tape keep unsticking so i just used some wire and ... voila'.... just like new !!!!
as for the boots.... got quite the collection... but every once in a while when i gots to like impress a wimins or something down yonder in da town... i'll throw on some converses with a pair of camo shorts and my best flannel (ya know the sleeveless one that's only a "little" ripped)and take her to a romantic dinner.... out by the river where the squitos are big as birds so as we's can take 'em out with the shoot-gun while enjoying a bottle of the finest MGD !!!!! now that's going all out !!!!!
Now that is truly living! Can't get any better than that! Got any more wire? Have to fix my mirror!
amahlala: You know...you have truly captured the "whole redneck man." I appreciate the little slice of your life that you have provided! And the looks I am getting from others is just making it even more fun!
well i think all them liberals are killing the redneck spirit and its up to us good 'ol country boys to keep that spirit alive and keep fighting the good fight !!!
and tell the others to save a tree and hug a redneck... actually... no cut the damn tree down but still hug the redneck !!!
seekndestroy: well i think all them liberals are killing the redneck spirit and its up to us good 'ol country boys to keep that spirit alive and keep fighting the good fight !!!
and tell the others to save a tree and hug a redneck... actually... no cut the damn tree down but still hug the redneck !!!
I was being funny. I have loved you country boys in ways you wouldn't know. I did go mudding on a "date". I am no hater, just want to try something new. And yes, I know that sounded like a stereotype. Sorry again.
avecaim: I was being funny. I have loved you country boys in ways you wouldn't know. I did go mudding on a "date". I am no hater, just want to try something new. And yes, I know that sounded like a stereotype. Sorry again.
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