The Quickest way to mans heart? (134)

Jul 21, 2009 7:08 AM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
cormophyta
cormophytacormophytaRiga, Latvia85 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing scalpel rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

heart1 heart beating heart beating heart wings
Jul 21, 2009 8:40 AM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
sambhava
sambhavasambhavaVasteras, Vastmanland Sweden3 Threads 1 Polls 584 Posts
A very sharp scalpel and a rib cage opening clamp...
Jul 21, 2009 11:05 AM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
pretty79
pretty79pretty79Frederiksberg, Capital Region Denmark8 Threads 1 Polls 312 Posts
Feed him and get down on him, and ride him
Jul 21, 2009 11:07 AM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
rodolpho
rodolphorodolphoamsterdam, North Holland Netherlands30 Threads 3,401 Posts
pretty79: Feed him and get down on him, and ride him
woof woof I like to go clubbin nowdancing
Jul 21, 2009 11:08 AM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
dirko63
dirko63dirko63brussels, Brussels (Bruxelles) Belgium2 Threads 426 Posts
Tell me ladies why do you keep telling men we dont have hearts

confused
Jul 21, 2009 11:09 AM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
dirko63: Tell me ladies why do you keep telling men we dont have hearts


Actually, that is a very good question Dirk.

I wonder why that is.
Jul 21, 2009 11:13 AM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
dirko63
dirko63dirko63brussels, Brussels (Bruxelles) Belgium2 Threads 426 Posts
Sommerauer71: Actually, that is a very good question Dirk.

I wonder why that is.


doh I forgot you need to write it down laugh
Jul 21, 2009 11:19 AM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
pebblesbamban
pebblesbambanpebblesbambanPennsylvania, USA3 Threads 4,038 Posts
I stalk rudolpho for months......cool
Jul 21, 2009 11:20 AM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
pretty79
pretty79pretty79Frederiksberg, Capital Region Denmark8 Threads 1 Polls 312 Posts
rodolpho: woof woof I like to go clubbin now

why not hit the floor and dance some Salsa
Jul 21, 2009 3:28 PM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
BOBANBOBAN
BOBANBOBANBOBANBOBANPozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia8 Threads 3,464 Posts
Shot gun
Jul 21, 2009 3:32 PM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
Whooops
WhooopsWhooopsBournemouth, Dorset, England UK32 Posts
Polarbutterfly: The remote control.


lol i broke up over one too once !!!

yay
Jul 21, 2009 4:00 PM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
seekndestroy
seekndestroyseekndestroySeattle, Washington USA15 Threads 4,736 Posts
pebblesbamban: Hi!! Pirate.. Que haces..??.. no te veo hace mucho....


me fui de acampada el viernes y volvi ayer....

cool
Jul 21, 2009 4:02 PM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
pebblesbamban
pebblesbambanpebblesbambanPennsylvania, USA3 Threads 4,038 Posts
seekndestroy: me fui de acampada el viernes y volvi ayer....


Me gusta ir de camping tambien.. trata en las montanas de Tamaqua PA... Munche..thumbs up
Jul 21, 2009 4:06 PM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
seekndestroy
seekndestroyseekndestroySeattle, Washington USA15 Threads 4,736 Posts
pebblesbamban: Me gusta ir de camping tambien.. trata en las montanas de Tamaqua PA... Munche..


yo lo hago amenudo, esta vez nos llevamos a los hijos e hijas...

se lo pasaron muy vien
Jul 21, 2009 4:15 PM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
seekndestroy
seekndestroyseekndestroySeattle, Washington USA15 Threads 4,736 Posts
prairiewoman: ...if I clean the gun - I get target practice too....


well if you wake up the snake ... you might as well feed it too!!!!

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Jul 21, 2009 4:17 PM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
prairiewoman
prairiewomanprairiewomanBrandon, Manitoba Canada11 Threads 1,397 Posts
seekndestroy: well if you wake up the snake ... you might as well feed it too!!!!



shock ohhh, you meant THAT gun! rolling on the floor laughing
Jul 21, 2009 4:21 PM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
seekndestroy
seekndestroyseekndestroySeattle, Washington USA15 Threads 4,736 Posts
prairiewoman: ohhh, you meant THAT gun!


hello????

havent you ever seen Full Metal Jacket???

"this is my weapon, this is my gun, this is for killing, this is for fun"???????

good grief, yall need to start watching REAL movies instead of them chick flicks that teach you nothing about life !!!!!

doh doh
Jul 21, 2009 4:24 PM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
OUTRAGEOUS
OUTRAGEOUSOUTRAGEOUSPanama, Panama44 Threads 1 Polls 1,768 Posts
prairiewoman: ...if I clean the gun - I get target practice too....


Pant Suite By Anne Klein
Shoes by Jimmy Choos
Bag by Louis Vuitton
Hair by Jonathan Beverly Hills

The look on your honey's(cheater)face when he gets the statement and has a HEART ATTACK is priceless...

There are some things money can buy...For everything else there's MASTERCARD...


very happy
Jul 21, 2009 4:24 PM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
pebblesbamban
pebblesbambanpebblesbambanPennsylvania, USA3 Threads 4,038 Posts
seekndestroy: yo lo hago amenudo, esta vez nos llevamos a los hijos e hijas...

se lo pasaron muy vien


Coooooolcool
Jul 21, 2009 4:25 PM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
prairiewoman
prairiewomanprairiewomanBrandon, Manitoba Canada11 Threads 1,397 Posts
seekndestroy: hello????

havent you ever seen Full Metal Jacket???

"this is my weapon, this is my gun, this is for killing, this is for fun"???????

good grief, yall need to start watching REAL movies instead of them chick flicks that teach you nothing about life !!!!!



rolling on the floor laughing


REAL movies?


Sorry, unless there are paramedics, police or firemen involved - or something like 'Deadwood' - I generally don't pay attention.grin
Jul 21, 2009 4:26 PM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
pebblesbamban
pebblesbambanpebblesbambanPennsylvania, USA3 Threads 4,038 Posts
OUTRAGEOUS: Pant Suite By Anne Klein
Shoes by Jimmy Choos
Bag by Louis Vuitton
Hair by Jonathan Beverly Hills

The look on your honey's(cheater)face when he gets the statement and has a HEART ATTACK is priceless...

There are some things money can buy...For everything else there's MASTERCARD...



thumbs up the best thing for kill the man...wink

Shoes and more shoes....smitten
Jul 21, 2009 4:27 PM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
prairiewoman
prairiewomanprairiewomanBrandon, Manitoba Canada11 Threads 1,397 Posts
OUTRAGEOUS: Pant Suite By Anne Klein
Shoes by Jimmy Choos
Bag by Louis Vuitton
Hair by Jonathan Beverly Hills

The look on your honey's(cheater)face when he gets the statement and has a HEART ATTACK is priceless...

There are some things money can buy...For everything else there's MASTERCARD...



laugh
Jul 21, 2009 4:28 PM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
seekndestroy
seekndestroyseekndestroySeattle, Washington USA15 Threads 4,736 Posts
prairiewoman: REAL movies?Sorry, unless there are paramedics, police or firemen involved - or something like 'Deadwood' - I generally don't pay attention.



which explains a lot !!

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Jul 21, 2009 4:29 PM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
prairiewoman
prairiewomanprairiewomanBrandon, Manitoba Canada11 Threads 1,397 Posts
seekndestroy: which explains a lot !!



...you likely have no idea which shows I'm referring to - do yourolling on the floor laughing
Jul 21, 2009 4:32 PM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
seekndestroy
seekndestroyseekndestroySeattle, Washington USA15 Threads 4,736 Posts
OUTRAGEOUS: Pant Suite By Anne Klein
Shoes by Jimmy Choos
Bag by Louis Vuitton
Hair by Jonathan Beverly Hills

The look on your honey's(cheater)face when he gets the statement and has a HEART ATTACK is priceless...

There are some things money can buy...For everything else there's MASTERCARD...



would never happen cause the card would be denied upon trying to pay for the stuff....


and when she comes home to find out that the card was maxed out a week earlier for a couple of new guns and the latest plasma Tv and entertainment center, then she'll have two choices... leave mad or leave satisfied one last time !!!


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jul 21, 2009 4:33 PM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
seekndestroy
seekndestroyseekndestroySeattle, Washington USA15 Threads 4,736 Posts
prairiewoman: ...you likely have no idea which shows I'm referring to - do you


if the body count is below 10 no i dont !!!

cool
Jul 21, 2009 4:36 PM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
pebblesbamban
pebblesbambanpebblesbambanPennsylvania, USA3 Threads 4,038 Posts
seekndestroy: would never happen cause the card would be denied upon trying to pay for the stuff....and when she comes home to find out that the card was maxed out a week earlier for a couple of new guns and the latest plasma Tv and entertainment center, then she'll have two choices... leave mad or leave satisfied one last time !!!


verdad que tu eres terrible nene...laugh
Jul 21, 2009 4:37 PM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
prairiewoman
prairiewomanprairiewomanBrandon, Manitoba Canada11 Threads 1,397 Posts
seekndestroy: if the body count is below 10 no i dont !!!



rolling on the floor laughing


...oh well, it could well be above 10 on a couple - ya snooze ya lose...laugh
Jul 21, 2009 4:37 PM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
seekndestroy
seekndestroyseekndestroySeattle, Washington USA15 Threads 4,736 Posts
pebblesbamban: verdad que tu eres terrible nene...



soy como soy....que se le va a hacer????

grin
Jul 21, 2009 4:40 PM CST The Quickest way to mans heart?
jeepers
jeepersjeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)57 Threads 10,968 Posts
I have found that the quickest way to a man's heart is to get him a dog like me. heart beating
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