The Quickest way to mans heart? (134)
LethalLove: A scalpel.....?
.......Hmmmmmmm.....You have been hanging around with Tina to much......Tina is famous with her super sharp 'Machete'.
J.D
kat7169: quickest way? through his chest!!!!
...........Is that your 'Foreplay' technique.....
J.D
well, if one must know, even a nurse has a hard time to get to my heart because my HEART is on the right side of my chest. so a normal woman will really have tough time to read it.
Through his nylons loins.
saw his breastbone open
The quickest way to a man's heart is through a woman's brassierre....
Lagoona22: The quickest way to a man's heart is through a woman's brassierre....
I would have to say chainsaw 
put a good dinner in front of me and im yours , i leave it to the lady as to whats for desert
Saw through the breastplate...
well you did ask...
well you did ask...
Arealguy69: Saw through the breastplate...well you did ask...
I so said that first
Raven0: I so said that first
Ok, you get first prize then..
Not so many people voted for kidnapping. 
I like the stalking idea. Shows tht you really care.
with a wooden stake.
I'd rather feed him first - let him relax and get a bit lethargic - then take advantage of him...
dirko63: why feed him
just take advantage of him hed love it more especially if you cant cook
just take advantage of him hed love it more especially if you cant cook
....really.....I can cook - but it will happen quicker if I don't have to
Actually the quickest way to his heart is
to stalk him for months
eventually he will panic and give in....
to stalk him for months
eventually he will panic and give in....
Really listen to him..
goodfriend: Really listen to him..
smart 
avecaim: smart
Thank you avecaim.
goodfriend: Really listen to him..
ha ha ha.....thats a good one
(if i ever meet a woman who does listen.....am gonna
) ...realy don’t know I think – it’s impossible to get any person – man or woman, if this person don’t want you ... could be something metaphysical there
Hmm... "Talk to me!" perhaps...?
laffingone: with a wooden stake.
VERY good!
Witchaywoman: Not so many people voted for kidnapping.
Hey - I've told you before........ you may kidnap me ANYTIME you feel like it!
So many will never really find out..
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But I know that many here like to get down and dirty and the simple things are often the best.
If you had used the G rated version I don't know if I would have had the urge to respond with a quick rhyme... Or would I???