The Quickest way to mans heart? (134)
jeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)57 Threads 10,968 Postsjeepers: I have found that the quickest way to a man's heart is to get him a dog like me.
wait a minute, I told Tucker to stay off my computer !!
Ha ha !!! got ya dad !
seekndestroy: would never happen cause the card would be denied upon trying to pay for the stuff....and when she comes home to find out that the card was maxed out a week earlier for a couple of new guns and the latest plasma Tv and entertainment center, then she'll have two choices... leave mad or leave satisfied one last time !!!
Tu de verdad no conoces a las mujeres... You maximize the Mastercard that you know about
She'll max out the other in your name, the one for emergencies, that you don't remember having?
Yeah... that's the one...
OUTRAGEOUS: Tu de verdad no conoces a las mujeres... You maximize the Mastercard that you know about
She'll max out the other in your name, the one for emergencies, that you don't remember having?
Yeah... that's the one...
She'll max out the other in your name, the one for emergencies, that you don't remember having?
Yeah... that's the one...
We need a high-five emoticon! 
OUTRAGEOUS: Tu de verdad no conoces a las mujeres... You maximize the Mastercard that you know about
She'll max out the other in your name, the one for emergencies, that you don't remember having?
Yeah... that's the one...
She'll max out the other in your name, the one for emergencies, that you don't remember having?
Yeah... that's the one...
conozco suficiente como para no confiarlas en absoluto.... thus i would ensure that she never has access to any of my personal information such as birthdate, SSN, address and such.... and many more men have learned this....hence why it is commonly known that we lie about our age, height, marital status, etc etc on dating sites !!!!!
yall are sooooo behind us its not even funny.... fortunately for yall there are a few lost souls who havent figured it out yet !!!!
OUTRAGEOUS: We need a high-five emoticon!
We sure do!
jeepers: wait a minute, I told Tucker to stay off my computer !!
Hi! coconuts man...
seekndestroy: conozco suficiente como para no confiarlas en absoluto.... thus i would ensure that she never has access to any of my personal information such as birthdate, SSN, address and such.... and many more men have learned this....hence why it is commonly known that we lie about our age, height, marital status, etc etc on dating sites !!!!!yall are sooooo behind us its not even funny.... fortunately for yall there are a few lost souls who havent figured it out yet !!!!
keep on telling yourself taht repeatedly until you start believing it yourself! pfft!
seekndestroy: conozco suficiente como para no confiarlas en absoluto.... thus i would ensure that she never has access to any of my personal information such as birthdate, SSN, address and such.... and many more men have learned this....hence why it is commonly known that we lie about our age, height, marital status, etc etc on dating sites !!!!!yall are sooooo behind us its not even funny.... fortunately for yall there are a few lost souls who havent figured it out yet !!!!
I think that's the first time I've seen 'hence' and 'yall' used in the same post....
seekndestroy: conozco suficiente como para no confiarlas en absoluto.... thus i would ensure that she never has access to any of my personal information such as birthdate, SSN, address and such.... and many more men have learned this....hence why it is commonly known that we lie about our age, height, marital status, etc etc on dating sites !!!!!yall are sooooo behind us its not even funny.... fortunately for yall there are a few lost souls who havent figured it out yet !!!!
Men are so easy!!!!
seekndestroy: soy como soy....que se le va a hacer????
Ten cuidado.. por que esta si que es una mujer de verdad.... esta pone tu cabeza en una bandeja...
pebblesbamban: Hi! coconuts man...
Hi there, My dog's been on the computer again. 
OUTRAGEOUS: keep on telling yourself taht repeatedly until you start believing it yourself! pfft!
its not about believing or repeating.....its about the facts.... and the facts are that we have finally figured yall out, hence we no longer are making the same mistakes of letting yall manipulate everything !!!
it is what it is...yall need to adjust (like we have) and learn to live with it !!!
and prairie:
what can i say.... i have skillz !!!!
jeepers: Hi there, My dog's been on the computer again.
Becareful with ur fingers... Don't go stoking on the keyboard...pebblesbamban: Ten cuidado.. por que esta si que es una mujer de verdad.... esta pone tu cabeza en una bandeja...
no hay nada de que preocuparse... yo estoy protejido y no tengo nada que temer !!!
seekndestroy: its not about believing or repeating.....its about the facts.... and the facts are that we have finally figured yall out, hence we no longer are making the same mistakes of letting yall manipulate everything !!!
it is what it is...yall need to adjust (like we have) and learn to live with it !!!
and prairie:
what can i say.... i have skillz !!!!
it is what it is...yall need to adjust (like we have) and learn to live with it !!!
and prairie:
what can i say.... i have skillz !!!!
el muchacho tiene habilidades...hmmm...
hay que andar con cuidadito
OUTRAGEOUS: el muchacho tiene habilidades...hmmm...
hay que andar con cuidadito
hay que andar con cuidadito
y no sabeis vosotras ni la mitad de lo que yo se ....
We will still manipulate - we're sneaky that way
prairiewoman: We will still manipulate - we're sneaky that way
i know... it just wont catch us off guard anymore... and if you succeed its only cause we are letting ya !!!
seekndestroy: i know... it just wont catch us off guard anymore... and if you succeed its only cause we are letting ya !!!
You just keep telling yourself that.
We have countermoves for every move you make...
prairiewoman: You just keep telling yourself that.
We have countermoves for every move you make...
We have countermoves for every move you make...
well... we have countermoves to your countermoves and we are also starting "training clubs" where we are all secretly learning moves that counter the moves that are coutermoved on ....
seekndestroy: well... we have countermoves to your countermoves and we are also starting "training clubs" where we are all secretly learning moves that counter the moves that are coutermoved on ....
You're just now starting 'training clubs'?
We've had them for years! And some of us are born with the strategic skills - ingrained....
I'm a litlle old fashioned....a good homecooked meal.
No more chestsoso today...
prairiewoman: You're just now starting 'training clubs'?
We've had them for years! And some of us are born with the strategic skills - ingrained....
We've had them for years! And some of us are born with the strategic skills - ingrained....
well...whinning and nagging is not genetically encoded into our DNA so, yes we are learning and yes we are behind the curve....but being that we are better at adapting and learning we are catching up quickly !!!!!
thewall2: I'm a litlle old fashioned....a good homecooked meal.
A 'little old fashioned' is nice.
seekndestroy: well...whinning and nagging is not genetically encoded into our DNA so, yes we are learning and yes we are behind the curve....but being that we are better at adapting and learning we are catching up quickly !!!!!
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