God created women to (107)

Mar 2, 2011 1:40 PM CST God created women to
westerner55
westerner55westerner55Krotoszyn, Greater Poland Poland13 Threads 2 Polls 302 Posts
sasyecats: .....to do your laundry, make your bed, fix your food and wipe your...
..

and....blushing doink doink
Mar 2, 2011 1:50 PM CST God created women to
grandad
grandadgrandadKilmorna, Kerry Ireland13 Threads 5 Polls 90 Posts
When God created 'man', she saw many imperfections so she took a rib from the man, created an image of herself and that's why women have been a 'pain' in the side of man. grin
Only jesting 'Ladies' hug

bouquet
Mar 2, 2011 2:22 PM CST God created women to
cynicalorange
cynicalorangecynicalorangeBristol or Dortmund, Somerset, England UK27 Threads 5 Polls 1,897 Posts
westerner55: I love your pic with the gold statu.
looks familiar.
either I hae seen the statue before.
or you.
or both


Thanks, I think dunno
It was my main profile picture until a couple of weeks ago. The statue is of Buddha. I'm pretty sure you've seen one of them in your 55 years on this planet.

I love the 'No-face' picture you have. I'm sure I've seen it before. Usually on profiles here to cause trouble.

BTW, If you (or anyone else, for that matter) have a problem with me, take it to PM. I have now seen two posts from yourself questioning me. This will be my only post in public on the matter.

My mailbox has no filters, so there's no excuse.
Mar 2, 2011 2:37 PM CST God created women to
Ccincy
CcincyCcincyCincinnati, Ohio USA77 Threads 20,535 Posts
So some of us women could make some mens life a living h.laugh
Mar 2, 2011 2:38 PM CST God created women to
Amity
AmityAmityDodging Daggers, Wiltshire, England UK49 Threads 6,217 Posts
Oh Ali...this is a dangerous subject...have you had too much weetabix?
Mar 2, 2011 2:39 PM CST God created women to
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
Amity: Oh Ali...this is a dangerous subject...have you had too much weetabix?


rolling on the floor laughing
Mar 2, 2011 2:42 PM CST God created women to
redruby1970
redruby1970redruby1970PEMSACOLA, Florida USA6 Posts
god made a woman to be an HELP MEET UNTO HIM!!! NOT BE SHUT UP- THEY ARE HERE TO COMPLETE A MAN AND HIS LONLINESS!!==CHERISH THE HONORBLE ONES
Mar 6, 2011 12:34 PM CST God created women to
A Man was walking along the beach thinking how his life would be much better if God could build a bridge to Hawaii. He and his pals would then be able to enjoy all the women every week-end - so he decided in earnest to ask God just how much He loved him. God replied "You know I can do anything for you out of the depths of my love for you". The man thought and said ..."Ok, I have two propositions for you - it seems that I just can't succeed in a happy marriage - I've tried 6 times and it always seems to be my fault, so I've come up with the idea that if you could build a bridge to Hawaii me an my buddies will be very happy every week-end with all the women there." God replied "Yes, that's very true, and I could do that without any problem - but look at all the materials, concrete, steel etc., it would take - can't you come up with a better idea! - what was the second proposition?" The man replied "Ok then, how about making the Perfect woman!!?" and without missing a heartbeat God said "How many lanes on that bridge did you want!!!"rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Mar 6, 2011 12:41 PM CST God created women to
scottyburd
scottyburdscottyburdglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK6,016 Posts
To torment the living daylights oot the men..innocent
Mar 6, 2011 2:59 PM CST God created women to
maryrachelle
maryrachellemaryrachelleBathurst, New Brunswick Canada27 Threads 1,370 Posts
God created women to have dominion over men.Poor stupid creatures could not find their behind with both hands if not for us.devil
Mar 7, 2011 5:26 AM CST God created women to
melty1
melty1melty1Goolwa, South Australia Australia11 Threads 2 Polls 4,121 Posts
To teach men to be a good person
Mar 7, 2011 7:41 AM CST God created women to
oranges2apples
oranges2applesoranges2applesheaven, Montana USA15 Threads 1,032 Posts
blarneykite: Only to amuse us men....

Of course that theory falls on it's face when you discover that men and women have the same number of ribs


About 1 in 200-500 people have an additional cervical rib, and there is a female predominance. Intrathoracic supernumerary ribs are extremely rare.dunno
Mar 7, 2011 7:45 AM CST God created women to
viva007
viva007viva007HYDERABAD, Telangana India41 Threads 8 Polls 7,447 Posts
God created women because he doesn't have a baby sitterrolling on the floor laughing
Mar 7, 2011 9:21 AM CST God created women to
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
Keep you guessing grin
Mar 7, 2011 9:56 AM CST God created women to
viva007
viva007viva007HYDERABAD, Telangana India41 Threads 8 Polls 7,447 Posts
venusenvy: Keep you guessing
I keep guessing something whenever I see ur pose in that picwink grin
Mar 7, 2011 9:57 AM CST God created women to
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
viva007: I keep guessing something whenever I see ur pose in that pic


See Viv? the evil plan is working Mmmmmuuuahahahaha devil
Mar 7, 2011 10:02 AM CST God created women to
viva007
viva007viva007HYDERABAD, Telangana India41 Threads 8 Polls 7,447 Posts
venusenvy: See Viv? the evil plan is working Mmmmmuuuahahahaha
u r luckygrin
Mar 7, 2011 10:36 AM CST God created women to
Tovarasha
TovarashaTovarashaNorth Hollywood, California USA2 Threads 1 Polls 219 Posts
to make the world go around wink
Mar 8, 2011 12:38 PM CST God created women to
Laura25
Laura25Laura25Somewhere, New York USA50 Threads 6 Polls 8,178 Posts
maryrachelle: God created women to have dominion over men.Poor stupid creatures could not find their behind with both hands if not for us.


wow

Harsh.

You sure you are talking about men?


blushing laugh
Mar 9, 2011 6:57 AM CST God created women to
Amenda
AmendaAmendashenyang, Liaoning China84 Threads 2,867 Posts
To make man a real man
Mar 9, 2011 7:53 AM CST God created women to
smitlegend
smitlegendsmitlegendsandton, Gauteng South Africa4 Threads 45 Posts
iamwhoiamyousee: GOD created woman.......
Woman was created from the rib of man.
She was not made from his head to be above him,
nor was she made from his feet to be trampled on.
She was created out of his side to equal him,
under his arm to be protected by him
and near his heart to be loved.



cheers
i love it..applause
Mar 9, 2011 8:03 AM CST God created women to
Mookhilina
MookhilinaMookhilinaWindsor, Berkshire, England UK11 Threads 37 Posts
Christmas1: Riddle:
This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why? Study it, think about it, and you may find out. Try to do it without coaching. If you work at it for a bit it will dawn on you. So jump to it and try your skill at figuring it out. Good luck - don't blow your cool!


There is no letter "e"cool
Mar 9, 2011 8:08 AM CST God created women to
Christmas1
Christmas1Christmas1Peterborough, Ontario Canada3 Threads 869 Posts
Temptation....oh you hoo! Over here baby....have a bite of my apple.grin
Mar 9, 2011 5:26 PM CST God created women to
Laura25
Laura25Laura25Somewhere, New York USA50 Threads 6 Polls 8,178 Posts
viva007: God created women because he doesn't have a baby sitter


laugh
Mar 10, 2011 10:55 PM CST God created women to
SCatlyn
SCatlynSCatlynBrecon, South Glamorgan, Wales UK5 Threads 2,166 Posts
epicure: Did God creat women?
I don't believe that.
Curious about something... Do you believe God created men?
professor B/c if you do.....where do you believe women came from? (if you don't believe God created men, nevermind then)
Mar 10, 2011 11:45 PM CST God created women to
raphael118
raphael118raphael118arlington, Virginia USA8 Threads 2 Polls 1,074 Posts
invinciblemuse: ...fly around on a broomstick and curse men's willies!!



sometimes that curse saves me from blushing blushing
Mar 12, 2011 6:49 AM CST God created women to
fieldir
fieldirfieldiroulu, Oulu Finland40 Posts
iamwhoiamyousee;

Woman was created from the rib of man.
She was not made from his head to be above him,
nor was she made from his feet to be trampled on.
She was created out of his side to equal him,
under his arm to be protected by him
and near his heart to be loved.

answer;something you said right,

she was created out of his side to equal him;not quiet-not fully
to equal him,for if she quiet or fully equal him;she would not ask him to love HER,nor to help HER,nor to support her;for such equality-show that she is independent of man!
Therefore she would not depend from him any thing!
So in truth; Man is the head of woman,therefore man rule over woman and woman need obey him.
for if she would be equal,man would have no power to rule her!
So she is partly equal with man and not fully equal with man!

And man who rule her in evil or in unrighteous manner;
show that man love her not in true!
and woman who love man not in true;she have sinful desire to go to other man or to do sin against him.

Therefore woman who love man in true,and man who love her in true,is a manner of perfectness,which gives them harmony and love and peace in them.

So it is woman who sined against man in paradise,and misleaded man also to sin,therefore both went out of paradise.
So to go back to paradise,there is no way,but the way of love and righteous between them and with them.
This is that need,man to forgive woman,and woman to forgive man if man do a sinful deed against her.

so man and woman are one,two in one unity.
and the unity which connect them: is love.
any thing which is not pure love, is sin in them.
So man have to decide with her: to love or to not love,to have life or death,death give no righteous did, but sin and so to ruin and harm them.
so life is all that save them from death.
Therefore men and women need to seek and love life and away from
death,but to love life in true and not sinful life,
and so to overcome and destroy death one day when they are able from the power of God.

so woman is nice and good for man,when she obey love and truth,
and so man have desire for woman,because is from his body she that is created,and woman have desire for him;because she came out from his body,in order to have love for each other.

And so man is not alone ,nor she is alone.

when man or woman have hate or dislike is because of sin,that drive them to hate and to be shared from loving each other.

therefore if man and woman was gathered in truth;to love each other,that is true love that gathered them,and when they share each other, is sin that drived them with hate to share.

So no matter what religion is;christian,or muslim,or other religion is in them;if true love is in them,they are happy,but if any religion which is not true but false or with mistakes;
even if they have true love for each other:that religion will share them and put in them hate and sin for each other to fight each other and not to love in true!!!

So in truth love was before any of such false religion is made,
therefore love will win in the end to put away false religions,and to show the right faith and obedience wich come from true love !!!
This is that ,when men will see in the end,what was wrong and turn away from it and join to true faith and obedience to true love!

ANY RELIGION WHICH HAVE NOT TRUE LOVE,BUT HAVE HATE OR FIGHT AGAINST HIS/HER NEIGHBOUR FOR ANY WHATSOEVER REASON OF THAT RELIGION;SHOW THAT HAVE NO TRUE LOVE,AND THEREFORE IS FALSE OR MISTAKE-ING RELIGION. FOR HE OR HER THAT HAVE TRUE RELIGION:
IN IT IS TRUE LOVE, AND THEREFORE WOULD NOT HAVE HATE OR FIGHT AGAINST HIS/HER NEIGHBOUR,OR AGAINST ANY MEN OR WOMEN OR ANIMALS OR ANY THING THAT HAVE LIFE IN TRUTH.

FOR LOVE IS TRUE LOVE,WHEN HAVE NO HATE OR NO FIGHT AGAINST
ANY MEN OR WOMEN,OR ANIMALS,OR ANY THING THAT HAVE LIFE IN TRUTH!

nice day.
Mar 12, 2011 7:16 AM CST God created women to
fieldir: iamwhoiamyousee;

Woman was created from the rib of man.
She was not made from his head to be above him,
nor was she made from his feet to be trampled on.
She was created out of his side to equal him,
under his arm to be protected by him
and near his heart to be loved.

answer;something you said right,

she was created out of his side to equal him;not quiet-not fully
to equal him,for if she quiet or fully equal him;she would not ask him to love HER,nor to help HER,nor to support her;for such equality-show that she is independent of man!
Therefore she would not depend from him any thing!
So in truth; Man is the head of woman,therefore man rule over woman and woman need obey him.
for if she would be equal,man would have no power to rule her!
So she is partly equal with man and not fully equal with man!

And man who rule her in evil or in unrighteous manner;
show that man love her not in true!
and woman who love man not in true;she have sinful desire to go to other man or to do sin against him.

Therefore woman who love man in true,and man who love her in true,is a manner of perfectness,which gives them harmony and love and peace in them.

So it is woman who sined against man in paradise,and misleaded man also to sin,therefore both went out of paradise.
So to go back to paradise,there is no way,but the way of love and righteous between them and with them.
This is that need,man to forgive woman,and woman to forgive man if man do a sinful deed against her.

so man and woman are one,two in one unity.
and the unity which connect them: is love.
any thing which is not pure love, is sin in them.
So man have to decide with her: to love or to not love,to have life or death,death give no righteous did, but sin and so to ruin and harm them.
so life is all that save them from death.
Therefore men and women need to seek and love life and away from
death,but to love life in true and not sinful life,
and so to overcome and destroy death one day when they are able from the power of God.

so woman is nice and good for man,when she obey love and truth,
and so man have desire for woman,because is from his body she that is created,and woman have desire for him;because she came out from his body,in order to have love for each other.

And so man is not alone ,nor she is alone.

when man or woman have hate or dislike is because of sin,that drive them to hate and to be shared from loving each other.

therefore if man and woman was gathered in truth;to love each other,that is true love that gathered them,and when they share each other, is sin that drived them with hate to share.

So no matter what religion is;christian,or muslim,or other religion is in them;if true love is in them,they are happy,but if any religion which is not true but false or with mistakes;
even if they have true love for each other:that religion will share them and put in them hate and sin for each other to fight each other and not to love in true!!!

So in truth love was before any of such false religion is made,
therefore love will win in the end to put away false religions,and to show the right faith and obedience wich come from true love !!!
This is that ,when men will see in the end,what was wrong and turn away from it and join to true faith and obedience to true love!

ANY RELIGION WHICH HAVE NOT TRUE LOVE,BUT HAVE HATE OR FIGHT AGAINST HIS/HER NEIGHBOUR FOR ANY WHATSOEVER REASON OF THAT RELIGION;SHOW THAT HAVE NO TRUE LOVE,AND THEREFORE IS FALSE OR MISTAKE-ING RELIGION. FOR HE OR HER THAT HAVE TRUE RELIGION:
IN IT IS TRUE LOVE, AND THEREFORE WOULD NOT HAVE HATE OR FIGHT AGAINST HIS/HER NEIGHBOUR,OR AGAINST ANY MEN OR WOMEN OR ANIMALS OR ANY THING THAT HAVE LIFE IN TRUTH.

FOR LOVE IS TRUE LOVE,WHEN HAVE NO HATE OR NO FIGHT AGAINST
ANY MEN OR WOMEN,OR ANIMALS,OR ANY THING THAT HAVE LIFE IN TRUTH!

nice day.
and shouting too!laugh
Mar 12, 2011 7:21 AM CST God created women to
jahzah
jahzahjahzahHappyfairygoblinland, Victoria Australia19 Threads 2 Polls 2,574 Posts
I'm not sure if or why this so called god created men let alone women confused
Mar 12, 2011 7:22 AM CST God created women to
Ccincy
CcincyCcincyCincinnati, Ohio USA77 Threads 20,535 Posts
God created women so the men and women could get together and drive one another totally crazy.

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