Elegsabiff Blog Comments (9,358)

RE: 50 shades of injustice (UPDATED)

Okay, with the Australians coming on line, who will be the first to counter with transportation?

I believe the application for Australian citizenship still asks 'do you have a criminal record?'that surely can no longer be a prerequisite



okay that was a JOKE. My sister lives in South Australia, okay? Loves it. I'd move there if I could but I can't get enough points. JOKE.

Loves you. Well, some of you. A couple of you.

RE: 50 shades of injustice (UPDATED)

Haha it's so hot here I'd settle for an ice-cream

RE: 50 shades of injustice (UPDATED)

Z, you forgot to add Viva Espana! to your comment

RE: 50 shades of injustice (UPDATED)

"Innocent until proven guilty" is wonderful for the innocent, but pretty wonderful for the guilty-with-a-good-lawyer too. Walking out of court doesn't make him innocent. "Dismissed without a stain on his character", that would be innocent. Was he?

Does that even happen, or have I been reading really old books again?

RE: 50 shades of injustice (UPDATED)

Careful saying that out loud, he could return and suddenly have powerful friends in government. Then it will be you hiding

RE: "THATS NOT GONNA HAPPEN"

Semsu, you are right, in my case because I am an idiot

Yes, the Russians changing sides - and the Italians - paid in millions and millions of lives. I am a fool.

RE: 50 shades of injustice (UPDATED)

Well, you shouldn't have reported him for using too many olives on your pizza

RE: 50 shades of injustice (UPDATED)

Looks like you'll be hiding a few of us - oops. I mean not you. We'll be going into hiding not up a mountain, oh no.

RE: 50 shades of injustice (UPDATED)

hide me!

RE: 50 shades of injustice (UPDATED)

And the last thing on the subject (having killed your blog stone dead, oops, sorry) is that the police are actually pretty reluctant to get involved in this sort of stuff, which is grey area deluxe. Women who get into the whole club thing draw a very fine line, and do rush to the police when it is crossed. The police deal with more of these issues every day than most of us dream of.

I'm thinking he's quite a bad boy.

Walking out of court doesn't make you innocent. Scottish law has a wonderful option - not proven. It means you're not proven either innocent or guilty, that the case against you wasn't good enough to put you away but everybody knows full well you done it.

RE: 50 shades of injustice (UPDATED)

Um, I would like to re-word my slightly ambiguous comment. WATCHING live action on a website with active cams. WATCHING it. Not partaking!!!

RE: Recipe for your perfect match?

Oh pooh Itchy you posted a happy blog just the other day! I was hoping for happy stories









I should probably have said when wittering on about my father that we did look alike apart from the colouring - no mistaking whose daughter I was.

RE: Recipe for your perfect match?

I've done the younger bit - and for sure we had energetic conversations.

Okay, we argued. About everything! It was fun, invigorating, but also exhausting.

What's your wishlist?

RE: How to deal with snakes sunning themselves on your

Er ...

You HAVE to been a little wobbly the first time you did it?

RE: Recipe for your perfect match?

Itchy, does your potential fella look like you? I mean not exactly, that would be a little odd, but comfortably alike?

RE: Recipe for your perfect match?

Molly - my sunny personality, without the occasional thunderstorms and being interested in stuff. I hate it when I'm all enthusiastic about something and he says uh huh?

Man am I talking myself into eternal spinster tonight.

RE: Recipe for your perfect match?

Or Robby they were the ones that looked alike in the first place, and have lasted?

I have been looking for entirely the wrong type

I had forgotten this song. Could be a CS anthem.

RE: Recipe for your perfect match?

Map you MET me. Sheesh. Tell the nice people. Tell them the trick is to keep me happy so I'm smiling.

Chocolate

Wine

Good food

Thoughtful gifts

RE: Recipe for your perfect match?

Molly, none of my cousins look like me either. I'm the only ginger in the family now.

Sort of - ginger sheep of the family?

RE: Recipe for your perfect match?

Oops. TMI? What, you expected all this and perfection? I'm human.

It's not THAT visible. The double chin is, sure, check my pics, but the scar, we're not talking Al Capone. When I smile, you can't even see it. Why do you think I smile allllllllllllll the tiiiiiiiime

RE: Recipe for your perfect match?

But MAP I have a double chin. A beard would be ideal. In fact for that matter I have a scar on my lip, a moustache would be PERFECT.

Still waiting for a show of hands.

RE: Recipe for your perfect match?

Z, that's not a bad idea.

CAL! how about - opening a waiter recruitment agency???

RE: Recipe for your perfect match?

Molly my first ever crush was my cousin and I never completely got over that. Well, my next crush was an Italian waiter and I never got over that either.

I spent my teens having crushes on men, until I discovered mascara and let them start getting crushes on me

RE: Recipe for your perfect match?

Lou, she's gorgeous, I never, ever saw any woman who could carry off a beard before

RE: Recipe for your perfect match?

Z, Z, I FOUND HER and she's GORGEOUS

Finders fee for her name, please

RE: Recipe for your perfect match?

Z, you had us a little worried. Even wondered if you were on the right website

RE: Recipe for your perfect match?

Ish, ask me when you're 40

RE: Recipe for your perfect match?

My dog looks like my car but not at ALL like me. She's portly, short-legged, has bulging red-rimmed eyes, a huge chest and a bulldog jaw.

Mind you I did notice a CS blogger with an uncanny resemblance to her, a while back

I think I had better log out and go eat something sweet before my sense of the ridiculous tonight gets me into trouble

RE: On-Line Loving

Tell you what, though, DC could prove me wrong

RE: On-Line Loving

Then you're definitely never going to get into on-line loving