Shine, absolutely - it's all about the eye-candy, the beef-cake. They could move around, because I bet they all move beautifully, and we would just sip our drinks and watch happily. No talking.
See, Tenner, that's the point - we like to look. Just every now and then. For as long as a blog takes, on a Friday night.
Pedal, wouldja grow your hair like this, please, wouldja?
I think it would really suit you, and then Molly would forget all these other men and concentrate all on you. Then you'd go to Ireland and that's a much shorter flight for me to come visit.
We're not really delusional, we know we'd never in a million years get guys like this, but guys I think do believe they could pull the female equivalents
Crazy - hmm, not bad - the first one's kilt is too long, I like to see a glimpse of shapely knee, and the other two, nope. That third fella needs to try a kilt that fits
Odd couples
Leave if you must, but welcome to stay, as you well know