Elegsabiff Blog Comments (9,358)

RE: Ever been caught in the act ?

Kodak moment

RE: Actors you think were already dead....

No no no no NO that's awful.

RE: What To Expect When One Is "Menopausing" ?

Molly - okay

RE: What To Expect When One Is "Menopausing" ?

Good night.

Must remember to put my sunglasses pic up. I shall miss you lot

RE: What To Expect When One Is "Menopausing" ?

Sands did you read past that bit? Didja? Tell me you did. That you "heard" me. Then I can go to bed.

RE: What To Expect When One Is "Menopausing" ?

Tenner - stupidity is stupidity. It is incurable unless, like alcoholism, you admit you have a problem and take the first step. No-one can force you to think, but if you really, really want to try - who knows? Maybe you can.

RE: What To Expect When One Is "Menopausing" ?

Sands - I'm not going to fight with you because you gave me a lovely review but you're talking through your hat, darling. Look for a gorgeous woman who has got the spring back in her step and come back and tell us all about it. When you have your breath back.

Michelle Pfeiffer is looking pretty good. You'd make a good couple.

RE: USA to open borders to South Americans

Z - grows on trees - what was I thinking?

RE: What To Expect When One Is "Menopausing" ?

I am absolutely not going to give into the temptation to list what I've learned and enjoyed in the last few years but trust me, Crazy, with your fella that you see occasionally and your on-line adventures? You have no idea. Daniela said it best.

RE: USA to open borders to South Americans

Feed Scooby some olive oil while you're at it. Good for his coat, and may speed up production

RE: What To Expect When One Is "Menopausing" ?

Tenner - you are telling ME that I don't know what I'm talking about?

SERIOUSLY?

You know my life and my experiences better than I do?

Sheesh.

RE: USA to open borders to South Americans

Z, by the time your olive trees have grown and produced enough olives to make it interesting, I may have a gap in my schedule.

RE: USA to open borders to South Americans

Molly, you've got my money on you. You had BETTER.

RE: USA to open borders to South Americans

Molly, my money is on you. I confidently expect you to win decisively before the oil has even got tepid. You are a woman to have an unexpected trick or two up your sleeve, even when there are no sleeves.

Plus they won't be able to think strategically or even at all. This is one reason why women are rarely pitted against men, I believe.

RE: Never forget you

Ish, you are a sweetie you too

Nice to know someone doesn't shudder, glance nervously over their shoulder and hastily make The Sign at the sound of my name

RE: USA to open borders to South Americans

I do feel all-women wrestling tends to be more popular, perhaps you two gents could oil the contestants before the event. And take away the loser to console her while Molly the winner waits for the next combatant. I want to be fair here, you've put a lot (a LOT) of thought into this, but let us please the paying public too.

Maybe Ish could wrestle Scooby for the opening bout. I honestly don't know where else you'd find a worthy featherweight with the same feisty spirit.

Pity there's no interest in the older ladies. Once we've put our zimmers aside we're quite hectic too.

RE: Tide of Migrant Archaeologists Pouring into Europe

The trick is to blind the dole officer with science, and once you've explained, at great length, the intricacies of removing the brains down through the nostrils, and produced a few metal crochet hooks, I don't think they'll ask too many more questions.

Or be able to eat their lunch.

RE: Tide of Migrant Archaeologists Pouring into Europe

I could turn the place into a tourist destination, the lounge into a souvenir shop, sell delicious coffees and cakes from my kitchen, put in a manager and move abroad.

I am warming to this plan.

RE: USA to open borders to South Americans

Who are you going to get to wrestle Molly? She's scary tall remember.

If you'd be so kind as to fill my bottle from the pit before the mayhem begins, I'd be ever so grateful

RE: Tide of Migrant Archaeologists Pouring into Europe

Is one aware Miss Biff's household is a very bijou 2 bedroom house with one (count them, one) bathroom?

RE: Tide of Migrant Archaeologists Pouring into Europe

Oh I wouldn't want to be selfish. Once they've dug the place over I'd apply for a grant to set it back to its original glory and they could move on to the next site.

RE: Never forget you

Au revoir
Auf weidersehen
Tot siens
I'll be seeing you, in all those old familiar places ...

Some people come into our lives to put right something that had gone wrong, to open doors we thought were closed, to be there while we discover ourselves again.

RE: Tide of Migrant Archaeologists Pouring into Europe

I live in an area rich with roman remains and do you know, I suspect there might be some good stuff under my lawn. I hope they pop by before I have mowed, weeded, and generally put in serious work, rather than after.

I really do feel it is worth their time. As soon as possible, really.

RE: Prank of the year at least?

Oh, right, neither can I.

I mean that would be weird, right?

RE: EMOTICON LIBERATION FRONT (ELF) Emoticons For All!

Waiting to see how long it takes for my full sentence, done only in emoticons, to be deleted

RE: EMOTICON LIBERATION FRONT (ELF) Emoticons For All!

the economy really is in serious trouble, I read a picture is only worth 250 words now.

RE: EMOTICON LIBERATION FRONT (ELF) Emoticons For All!

RE: Prank of the year at least?

Slightly wish that I'd been having dinner tonight in that place. Would have added a zing to the evening

RE: Prank of the year at least?

You can't all do that normally?

Oh.

RE: The British royals

By George, sir, I think you have something there!