The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
Once in a soap industry in Japan, the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover. To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check in the assembly line that whether soap is packed in the cover or not in. Same problem occurred in Lahore. What did they do?? They simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line. Empty boxes were flown away!
KID : Why some of your hair are white dad ? DAD : Every time a son make his dad unhappy , one of his father's hair turns white .... KID : I now understand why grandpa's hairs are all white.
A boy said to a girl:-"Come in my heart and stay here forever". Girl replied:-"Should i remove my sleepers???" boy,"No honey, its not a temple , come without removing!!!!!"
i am really serious this time............