RE: BAD MOODS

Here you go this should lighten you mood!

RE: Not A Bad Day

Got it Track!
Get yourself a woman.
That way you can exercise some muscles and atleast you'll be having fun if you put it out again.
Then just let her walk all over you.




Warning The above veiws may not work for every one. Discretion to be taken when choosing said women.

RE: lol

Atleast it's not soap on a rope.

RE: Im gonna

Is that a "Heads up" to keep you heads down?

RE: Curtains

Well there's also this one.

Patient: ‘Doctor, Doctor, I feel as though I’m a pair of curtains’.
Doctor: ‘Oh, pull yourself together, man.’

RE: Bad Morning

Have you tried physiotherapy.
Are you sure it's a disc? Not ligaments.
Either way, better you than me. No fun there.

RE: Promos

One size fits all?

RE: SPIRITS

I like spirits and I'm in touch with them on a regular basis Scotch, Vodka, Gin and the occasional Rum. beer

RE: Duppys and Witches

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Clapping-More than bashing your hands together

Miss Molly
I don't have my own, can I use someone else's?applause

RE: Clapping-More than bashing your hands together

I truly think that there should be an upload of Roughs bum clap any moment now.
Purely for health reasons of course.
banana yay

RE: Wow I'm so yesterday

Thanks non
I'll just tellyport over for that beer. When I get it wirking again.

RE: Wow I'm so yesterday

Was there any mention as to how long it would take to get to these planets?
Artists impressionsrolling on the floor laughing doh
How long did it take to get to Mars?

RE: Kilted Yoga - Enjoy :-)

Well done Molly I'll take it.

RE: Kilted Yoga - Enjoy :-)

Always good to know who the meat lovers are.rolling on the floor laughing wink

RE: Kilted Yoga - Enjoy :-)

It's a game best played with atleast one other.
Vegans tend not to be the best of players.

RE: Life partner or Female Staff ..?

It may not have anything to do with a business.
Read 'company' as family.
And don't say Family Business.

RE: Kilted Yoga - Enjoy :-)

Tried it but the pleats wouldn't hang straight.
Nightmare around hungry dogs, always looking for their bone

RE: Kilted Yoga - Enjoy :-)

BRING ON THE KITTENS.

RE: The colour of moods

Anyway back to colour.

RE: Im worried today

Step 1. Buy the cellar fully stocked.
Step 2. Drink it dry.
Step 3. You wouldn't remember if I told you.

RE: why have the blogs

Ah bewate the purple people eater.
Are they trolls?

RE: why have the blogs

Non it doesn't seem to matter these days as to what the blog is about soon enough it will take 1 or 2 different tangents.
Whether you try and contain it or not is entirely up to the instigator.
So what beer do you like?
Is yellow a shade of orange?

RE: Build the wall, might be cheaper than deportation expense and time

Deportations.
Does this include arrivals without the correct visas?
Does it also take into consideration that perhaps there were more entries into the country?
Or maybe there was just more people that needed deporting. Just guessing but I'd think the numbers would grow each year with the world population.
JMO

RE: Life after Death

Always thought that I wanted to come back as a womens bicycle seat.
After many years of witnessing poor bicycles that is no longer the case.
Maybe bathroom scales with a 60kg limit. Atleast I'll have something to look up to.wow

RE: Pregnant at 60.

My only thought is irresponsible and selfish.

RE: You don’t attract what you want. You attract who you are.

Ah is that why all these young girls that never drink keep messaging me?
Maybe opposites do attract.
I'll have to ponder that over a drink later.

RE: You don’t attract what you want. You attract who you are.

You are def right Molly.
That would be like one bad bottle of wine or a bad beer. Am I going to stop drinking because of it? NO
I know there's good bottles out there so best keep sampling the product and then latch on when you find it.

RE: You don’t attract what you want. You attract who you are.

Johnj's got it.
In a nut shell. Relationships are like a bottle of wine. Some good, but you forget the name and can't seem to find it again. Some bad and mistakenly get it again. (Drink it anyway and then swear never again)

RE: You don’t attract what you want. You attract who you are.

You forgot to half the pi.
professor
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