RE: First Night In A Bed

Put in a windup clock and a hot water bottle!grin




















doh Sorry! thats for a puppy!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: ANY NATIVE AMERICANS ON CS?

UGH! tailfaces!

I got some indian! thumbs up

RE: Skydiving

Thats punny!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: If in a marriage, if all you do is fight, you should.....

Each stop thinking about themselves and about the other. In all things there is a FAIR solution that is BEST. But people want it all for themselves and to hell with the one I love for ME! Its very simple Both need some "SMARTS" and need to apply them together as a team, partners, as one flesh, Ya'll against the world, two musketeers, amigos, lovers.....etc.

Both work all day....he comes home and sits on his butt....she cooks and cleans.......NOT FAIR!

She stays home all day and does nothing while he works...then he has to get her off her lazy butt to fix dinner.....NOT FAIR!

He buys a new rifle to go with the others and she needs a new set of tires on her car for safty......NOT FAIR!


IF BOTH WILL GIVE IN A RELATION, NEITHER WILL LACK AND THE UNION LIVES. BOTH TAKE AND IT IS DOOMED AS SOON AS SOMETHING LOOKING BETTER COMES ALONG.


THIS IS HOW LOVE WORKS AT THE SMALLEST LEVEL BUT FILLS THE HEART.
A cherry pie is bought....the pieces are given.......one loves cherry pie greatly......one piece left.......the one who loves cherry pie will divide the pie.....but the other will "LIE" and say,"I don't think I want any...I don't care for cherry pie that much...you eat it. (and the other knows they are lying, so they can have the whole piece and gives the other a kiss, knowing love.) I have done such all my life and I can't understand people fighting over a stupid piece of pie! Is you crazy!!!frustrated

RE: Hi Guys / Girls which type of situation do u like with your adore/beloved one ?

bouquet grin

RE: Hi Guys / Girls which type of situation do u like with your adore/beloved one ?

made ya look!tongue

RE: Hi Guys / Girls which type of situation do u like with your adore/beloved one ?

A rainy day walk together with a nice bug!........a bug?confused

RE: just a thought i have

There is each other's way and then the right way. But each twist the right way until it is their way. making good into bad and bad into good...all the while knowing the truth but denying its power to make things fair to all.

RE: just a thought i have

intolerance is not of the law but of man's lawlessness toward others!

RE: just a thought i have

Life is more heading toward a lawless society of man's or God's laws. Many laws are broken in 'secret' for the sake of image. But fools no one of the laws.

The Naval airforce!

Babies love it. I think it must tickle! either that or babies know what poots sound like and find it funny!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What A Woman Can't Do

My fantaseeeeeies is my private business! tongue




Time for work!wave bouquet

RE: What A Woman Can't Do

doh Ya'll do that too!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What A Woman Can't Do

I sorry.....i a pain in the neck too!

RE: What A Woman Can't Do

Woman can't let a man be right even when he is.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Question: After getting along so well online - what makes a guy drop off from the face of the earth?

MAYBE HIS PRINTER IS OUT OF INK AND HE IS RESTING!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Question: After getting along so well online - what makes a guy drop off from the face of the earth?

fell off the face of the Earth. Could of been a banana peel and SWOOOOOP! there he went!banana

RE: Question: After getting along so well online - what makes a guy drop off from the face of the earth?

He fell off the face of the Earth.....confused .....idea"Maybe he tripped!" grin

RE: Why Women Cant Drive...

Because the bobs now plug into the cigareete lighter sockets!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Why Women Cant Drive...

Because the men plant trees in dumb places!...in the yards, in the woods, on the side of the road....etc.

RE: Say 'I LOVE YOU' in your native language

I luuvssss ya more than a blue tick hound with pups!grin

RE: To all the girls here: Some girls need to stop this annoyance!

maybe they like the shirt!grin

RE: To all the girls here: Some girls need to stop this annoyance!

maybe they stutter a lot?grin

News 2025

A new record low in highway deaths this year. Since gasoline is so high and the number of cars is down to 428, the death rate is expected to drop next year also.
We are sad to report though that sidewalk deaths are over 300 a week. Today a man stopped to tie his shoe and was trampled to death and there was a 78 human pile up. Traffic on the sidewalk was delayed over four hours as Abulance draggers pulled the injured to local hospitals.....the doctors arrived a couple of hours later.
Local crimes such as hub cap stealing and rim stealing have been overshadowed by the rise in the theft of shoes and socks. Shoes with spinner heals are the most stolen due to the fad and higher prices at pawn shops.

That is all for this update...stay tune for more later by random reporters.

Rerun: What can you say about your car that you can't about your girlfriend.

She needs body work!

She has nice headlights!

Her tailpipe is dirty!

Rerun: What can you say about your car that you can't about your girlfriend.

She has too much junk in the trunk!

Her rearend leaks!

She is dirty!

Rerun: What can you say about your car that you can't about your girlfriend.

She has two flats in front!

Her rearend shakes!

Just about every guy on the football team has driven her.



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RE: What's the difference between a rich man and a successful man?

A rich man has money. Being a successful man covers a whole lot more.

RE: Let Go Of Anger In 4 Steps...

Ok! hug

RE: post your photo

Hello! good lookin! grin

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