RillyNiceGuy Forum Posts (13,003)

RE: 8 days and counting since my last cigarette.

RGN?.. Your welcome signed, Rilly-Gice-Nuy

RE: 8 days and counting since my last cigarette.

I'm gonna put my fat where my mouth is. Ewwwwww! Thats sound nasty! Today! I start losing weight. We will stick together!


Plan:

1 potty.....that should lower me by ten pounds because I know some peoples opinion.

2 get a hair cut.......there goes three pounds.

3 Go bare footed.....nope! Then I would have to wash my feet more often.

4 fast....to clean out.......if I did not eat anything....I could live off the fat of the land for months.

Today I fast! Goodbye biscut and gravy...it was fun!

RE: 8 days and counting since my last cigarette.

fight and win tiny battles as they come and find pride in the win. Enough winning battles....you win the war. Take tiny steps and with time your there.

If a boy kills and eats his parents what is he?

Don't go to his house if he is serving Lady Fingers.

RE: 8 days and counting since my last cigarette.

For livinglarge!

RE: 8 days and counting since my last cigarette.

Good for you too.




True: When I was a kid, I decided not to smoke so I would never have to quit. I wish I had done the same thing about eating. I'd be a skinny dead guy though.

If a boy kills and eats his parents what is he?

When he was caught and the trial was going on. he begged the judge......."Have pity on this poor orphan!"

RE: Is Rock dead?

Now Rock and Roll is here to stay!

RE: 8 days and counting since my last cigarette.

Great! Keep it up paws!

Studies show that three weeks is key to change in body habits, feeling,...etc. Your almost half way there! Keep it up and my respect to your effort...sir!

RE: whens the next war

Good Mooooorrrrrrrnnnniiiinnnngggggggggggg!

RE: whens the next war

You wanting to start something!

RE: Is Rock dead?

I truly think so!

The big rock in my yard has not moved in over 15 years, it just sits there.

I even tried putting a pretty girl rock beside it....nothing!

(How did I know it was a girl rock? I turned it over and it had a crack.)

I think rock is dead!

If a boy kills and eats his parents what is he?

You made a new word!

RE: Heyyy Youuu Guyyyyssss!!!

We are glad to meet you lurker!

If a boy kills and eats his parents what is he?

An orphan! I bet ya miss it!

RE: Are you intimidated by a professional female?

Only if she wants to charge too much for the night!

RE: big hat

Send $19.95 plus S and H to me! Please request the round or the pointed hat if need. The writing of "Dunce" is extra!

If you send me money...you get the pointed hat writing "Dunce" for free.

RE: Body language! how can we read minds of people, how to get know about them from their body language

RE: Body language! how can we read minds of people, how to get know about them from their body language

palm trees talk!

RE: Body language! how can we read minds of people, how to get know about them from their body language

Learn the pee pee dance. When you see a kid or adult do it. You will be able to read their mind!

RE: New Kid On The Block

Welcome! Pull up a chair and sit a while!

RE: Classical Music Lovers

I think it would be nice to play some music. I think some jazz or boogey woogey or blues. I like classical to listen to but not sure I would like to play it.

RE: Classical Music Lovers

I think I will buy a book on playing my organ....if I have time!

RE: who are you?

I am a secret shopper and I have been hired to send in reports on all the women to the Dirty Old Men Club of Arkansas...the main headquarters is at my house!

RE: Body language! how can we read minds of people, how to get know about them from their body language

If a person is acting strange in a crowded part of town and he pees and messes his pants.....it means his suicide bomb failed to go off.

RE: Body language! how can we read minds of people, how to get know about them from their body language

RE: Body language! how can we read minds of people, how to get know about them from their body language

When they shake their head from side to side.....it means No!
if up and down it means Yes! If their head goes around and around...it does not mean maybe....it means they are possessed! RUN!

BE ALERT!!!!!!!!

I don't think lerts are Acronyms.....I think most of them are Baptist.

RE: War against Christian

"Our God is bigger than your G...uh....uh...Nothing!"

BE ALERT!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, thats the DooDoo bird.