RE: Hello members

THEN HE GETS MARRIED AND DOES IT HER WAY!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing






Happy welcome!grin

RE: Ethics

Yes! I would want the animals to be treated well. But life is not always fair. I would rather worry about people first and there is much lacking in the way of food for all.

RE: what happens to woman after 45?

She turns 39.rolling on the floor laughing

Airplane crash! Number of people onboard confirmed.

After the plane was floated to shallow water, the number of people onboard was confirmed. Inspectors counted the number of floating poops to confirm the total.grin

RE: Take heed guys of what the gals think

Just playin! handshake grin

RE: Take heed guys of what the gals think

Studies show that women's bathrooms are dirtier and more messy than mens.

I am only playing! Stirring a stink!





"Many a truth is said in jest."grin

RE: Take heed guys of what the gals think

LET THE WOMEN MARRY WOMEN!

AND IF YOU DON'T WANT TO MARRY A PERFECT WOMAN,

Then come down off that high horse you rode in on and stop fussin!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Take heed guys of what the gals think

Butt kisser!mumbling





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RE: New Message Received from Taliban...

I think the taliban can be wiped out by doing two things. Send them toilet seats and then send them our women. They will be too busy fighting about toilet seats up or down to fight anymore. World peace....... except for them! poor Taliban....I feel bad now!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Take heed guys of what the gals think

We men need to have some understanding! Is too hard being perfect and have to put a lid down too. i mean you have to reeeeaaaaaccccchhhhhhhh waaaaaaaayyyy over therererrrrrrr. Then you have to close you fingers and all. Then pull with the power of a piss ant and let the lid fall. Oh! Its dark! Reeeeaaaaaaccccchhhhhh waaaayyyyy ooooveeerrrr to the light switch and push up on the tiny thingy with all of you guts until it goes click and the light comes on. Then when you get sat down......rest! its been a hard day already! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Take heed guys of what the gals think

They THINK! doh I BE DARN!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing




I in trouble I think again!sigh

I often send welcome flowers to...

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I often send welcome flowers to...

i would from time to time send flowers to all the women on that night. There are so many nice ladies that don't get flowers.

So many block them for odd reasons.......not me being odd...lol

That you can't....so dead flower dude!

I often send welcome flowers to...

The floweraholic is dead!

I often send welcome flowers to...

The ladies. But now so many have blocks up because of distance and such. I can not send them a welcome to forums flower. I try to send one to all new ladies to make them feel....welcome. But now I can't............so poot on ya! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


So I stop!

Are you a one night stand person?

Look beside your bed and see if you have one or two nights stands...then you know. If you have one then you are a one night satand person....if you have two then you are a two night stand person. people make this so hard. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: America!!!...

Yup! people will only change outwardly if forced, but inside they look for loopholes. When it all comes to a head...global war and those that remain will join together to survive. Then morals and common decent, humane, kindness will grow out of need to work together.

RE: do you like animals

Yes I loved animals! The Humane folks are making it rough on animals. If I see some cats that have been dumped out and are starving. If I feed them to get them fat and worm them during the winter while they scrap for food on their own. Then if the humanr folks come by they want to know if I have had MY CATS vacinated. Where is there shelter with heat! I have too many! They are going to fine me if I don't correct the situation. THey are not my cats! I was having pity. Then I have to decide what to do with the cats....I don't have the heart to dump them and would be in trouble too. I will not and can not shoot them (or the humane folks either.) So do I the next time I see a starving cat, do I run them down with my truck. The shelter does not have enough food for all the animals. So they kill em! Crazy!


But, they get paid....they make money. Just like having a non profit organization. The head dude gets paid a good wage. Everyone gets paid good, except the volenteers. Sounds like the head dude figured out a profit meathod for him in the not for profit organization. if you want to get rich....give away free stuff.....it works, if you lie just right!Crazy!

RE: America!!!...

The problem with all things is people! We need to improve the people. There is too much me me me and not enough us us us. People are so hung up on image, pridefulness, better than you,things, money, and stuff.
A persom with millions will feed their lust without holding back and at the same time not even look to see who could use some help. Then the only help seems to be for the purpose of P.R.,advertisement and self serving.
People will lie cheat steal the things from other that they need to feed their families. Take a store owners payment and use it to buy a video game and let the store guy get his gas cut off and sleep in 11 degree weather without a care.

We need to work on people. There is not enough good ones around any more. it was in times past that a woman and kids were safe on the streets. You could veave your doors unlocked and got to town. Leave your doors open wide at night while you sleep.

A man could find a woman who wanted love, family and husband...now a spouse is only a means to get for me me me in most cases. People using people. If we had good moral people.....the rest would fall in place.

RE: which sounds better

I like barbque sauce and light bread....so don't ask me!grin

RE: economic woes and employment problems and possible solutions

Sorry for the poor writing! I have been up too much lately! I tired baby boy! Nite nite!

RE: economic woes and employment problems and possible solutions

If you are able. Repair stuff....people are trying to save money.
I go to the flea market and buy things, fix them and sell. I boutgh a mirror for $2 I polished it up, put a clip on it and can get $10. Someone gave me a copier/fax/printer an expensive one. I cleaned it and reapired it now it prints like new. I can get no telling how much for it. You can be surprised at what you can repair to resell or for the public. I can repair anything. When things are good there is no time to do repairs....but when things are slow...then you can do them. Sometimes you make good sometimes you make a little.

Like Granpa said,"If you can't make a quarter....make a dime!"


You have a PC! Print up labels for people. I would print a master on the pc, then print the sheets on the copier. Got $10 for 500....made about $7. I own my copier. I have done the same for business cards. Tip: Save your old toner cart. Open them up and save the powder not used. You can take about for and refill one. it saves me about $98 dolars eact time. Some one gave me a copier....I can fix and sell it.....but all the new toners they gave with it...I can sell or use the powder to refill mind. I have enough toner to save about $1000 in cart.

Go to the Dollar store when things are 90% off and cherry pick. Hold it a short time and sell them. I bought inflatable kids pools $8 for 80 cents. You never know what you will find.

"If you want your prayers answered, when you get off you knees...Hustle!"

How would things be different if things were different?

If politicians did what was best for the country, we could just flip a coin to get a new prez. and save a lot of time and money.rolling on the floor laughing

How would things be different if things were different?

What if I thought normal. wouldn't this be a more normal place?rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Hello, I'm a newbie from South Louisiana!

Who me! I'm always friendly. grin

How would things be different if things were different?

What if Dueling banjos had been done with accordians.barf

What if our privates were reversed....would men be lesbians?dunno

What if all lawyers were honest,would we lose half of our jokes?

What if cars ran on peanut butter...would our cars get salmon- nilla poisoning! and how long would it take to fill up the tank?

What if the devil got saved...would the preachers have to find work?confused

RE: Hello, I'm a newbie from South Louisiana!

Shouldn't that be... oo la la 66.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Hello, I'm a newbie from South Louisiana!

I have a friend in Houma. next time she comes home to see her mother. I have her put you in the trunk and bring you to me. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Welcome to forums!

RE: Just Wondering

They have to shave themselves..............in the Army!rolling on the floor laughing

I was just thinking!

I'm going to bed before I hurt myself!wave

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