RE: Coffee, tea, or me?

I.m the grey earl ..laugh laugh

RE: Coffee, tea, or me?

No thats me outside a pub ,, broken glass behind laugh

RE: Coffee, tea, or me?

yeah you please ,,, come on heart beating

RE: Today I learned...

Bumfluff er ,, what in hell is that????

RE: Dontcha hate it when...

not quite sure about her name it was either toad or hoppit...

RE: What's Cookin', Good Lookin'?

Now thats a thought hmmmmmheart beating

RE: Dontcha hate it when...

She is indeed..

RE: Dontcha hate it when...

ithink its toad laugh

RE: What's Cookin', Good Lookin'?

Damm it ,, just done my porridge in the microwave without any milk or water,, whats that smell ??

RE: Misfits v mental illness

Yeah she.l be back soon , we patiently await her return...wink

RE: Who is maus

Well maus,e sounds like a rat ,,, has he got a tail ???laugh

RE: Who is maus

You sure he,s not a rat,,,laugh

bidet for your feet

Those bidets we see in italy and other places would be handy for washing your feet,, is toilet paper not enough to do the rest...moping

Giving herself to him.

Or making him put it in a ring laugh

did ya hear what yer man said

Did ya hear what yer man said about yer wan across the road,, i think this must be a most daft sort of phrase you hear often in ireland .confused

Giving herself to him.

One of my very good c s friends recently caught her new boyfriend cheating , he got trapped when he started mailing one of her friends on another site,, she said she was glad she did not give herself to him ,, sounds like an old soap classic this ,, but what confuses me (and from a mans point of view in general) would he not also be giving himself to her,, thought we were in the age of equility here ...confused

Giving herself to him.

One of my very good c s friends recently caught her new boyfriend cheating , he got trapped when he started mailing one of her friends on another site,, she said she was glad she did not give herself to him ,, sounds like an old soap classic this ,, but what confuses me (and from a mans point of view in general) would he not also be giving himself to her,, thought we were in the age of equility here ...confused

Slow up or slow down

Hope you got the nack in the end ...laugh

Slow up or slow down

Why do some people tell you to slow up if they think your driving too fast,, and next minute they tell you to slow down,, it seems to mean the same thing , but i cant figure it out...confused

on yer bike

Why do most people mount a bike on the left side, and the same for a horse is usually mounted on the left ,, even left hand people do the same ??

Proper wife

Yeah i agree that should be just about right ...wink

Weapon of mass production

Er ... i think its production....moping

Weapon of mass production

He carries with him where ever he goes through his life ,,, it can create millions ,,,it can be spread throughout the world,, what can it be ???

Proper wife

Well she dont have to be good looking to be a proper wife,, although i suppose it helps ....moping

Proper wife

What would she cook in the bedroom then ??

Proper wife

Can anyone tell me what a proper wife is ???moping

RE: Becoming Self Aware?

Well if the pope goes to hell then he,l be fired ,, but if he decides to head for heaven then i think he will be honoured,,,moping

Good all rounder

Would you describe your ex or partner as a good all rounder ?...

Imagine if everyone was naket

Best wear your shoes then,, you might get hurt....

RE: The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

The way to a womans heart might be by the same route ....

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