RillyNiceGuy Forum Posts (13,003)

RE: We want...

RE: We want...

Since Pluto is not a planet any longer can we still have plutonic?


Sorry! I had too.

RE: We want...

Can we now have silly pics.....a little while back they wouldn't let me have my dog pic up. I have seen some silly ones too. Can I now have my nose picking picture back up. If so.

RE: ELECTION DAY

If these people will destroy the reputation of another (in the same line of occupation) with negative ads for the sake of getting elected. What in the world are they going to do to us poor working slobs?

Do you wash your hands when you pee?

You did understand I meant on your hands didn't you.

Do you wash your hands when you pee?

Try the carburetor cleaner in the spray can....it's cold but works well for removing the grease....but don't smoke while cleaning up or whooooooom!!!!..............HOT DOG! you will be in trouble.

Do you wash your hands when you pee?

We where taught by our all knowing mothers to wash after. I quess you will have to ask them.





I always thought that Peter Pan was a pan beside a man's bed at the hospital. You know, the one that looks like an oil lamp for a big wick. ................Careful! you gonna make it dirty!

Do you wash your hands when you pee?

I wonder if nurses are considered panhandlers and do they have a piss pour...I mean piss poor... additude because of it.

Do you wash your hands when you pee?

Roy,



If a woman cooks squash and peas in the same pot. Get rid of her, shes nasty!


Well, I better go. (no pun)....(well maybe it was)

Got paperwork to do. (no pun)...(well, maybe it was)

Do you wash your hands when you pee?

Hey Thuds!



Only if the lights out in the bathroom.

Do you wash your hands when you pee?

Hey! Roy.




What do you do if ya gotta leak in your sink.



Get the toilet fixed and wash your sink real good in hot water.

Do you wash your hands when you pee?

Do you wash your hands when you pee?


NOPE!


Dad told me not to pee on my hands!


I do wash them with soap and water in the sink!

RE: check out my over-exposed pics!!

All I saw was pretty girl!

Just wondering again!

I agree it is all relative.



BUT...If you are a Redneck....it would most likely be one of your relatives.

Just wondering again!

I don't believe it......show me!

Just wondering again!

If a naked woman stands in a window and a man walks by. He will get arrested for being a peeping Tom.

But if a naked man stands in a window and a woman walks by. He gets arrested for indecent exposure.

.........

Slowing the world down!

I bet RONCO would sell tons of 25 hour clocks....So you could set it and forget it.

But would you get up and set the roaster by mistake... and be late for work.

Slowing the world down!

It might give us an extra hour to play on CS.

I think I would start selling clocks. There would be a big demand for 25 hour clocks. This may boost the economy of the world.

RE: Just a little question...

I find that Buffalos have bad table manners. I have never invited one for any meal.

They get hair in the butter too.

Slowing the world down!

At least it will give me something to do instead of thinking up this stupid stuff.


I wonder if we will get over time for that hour?

Slowing the world down!

I was just wondering. If we ALL (the whole people of the Earth) ran real hard in one direction and tip toed back. Could we slow down the rotation of the Earth. Doing this enough times could we gain an extra hour in a day. If we did would we really fowl up the daylight savings thing.

Just wondering!!!!

Stuff that you grew up learning wrong!

What are some things you have learned incorrectly?


A nice church lady learn a new word and used it many times until someone explained her tw*t was not her butt. She had gotten a habit of saying, "Oh!, I don't just stay home and sit on my tw*t all day."

poor lady! She thought she was being more polite!

Stuff that you grew up learning wrong!

When you grow up around other people, you can learn wrong things and then later find out what is correct.

Many in my family say flushtrated instead of frustrated.

In a joke posted last night I told a joke the way my grandfather told it. The word used was not the northern spelling. LOL

The old people around here, say ant as ain't (piss ain't). Aunt is also said ain't (Ain't Susan.)

A man came to use the phone, he called his boss, This is some of his conversation...."Da truck won't start...I cranked and I cranked, but it wouldn't crunk."

I am always coming across dumb stuff I have learned as I grew up. I think its funny. I do correct them though.

Should they really do that?

I had a guy ask me to repair his TV.

It was 12 Volt and he fixed the power cord to plug in the wall (120 volts).

It had been fried.

He was mad at the store he bought it from because they would not replace it.

RE: A lesson in female anatomy (Rated R)

Just an old joke of my granddad's.

RE: A lesson in female anatomy (Rated R)

It might be that only southern boys know what a TANT is!!

RE: A lesson in female anatomy (Rated R)

Ok!

Do ya'll know where a womans tant is?

Should they really do that?

You got a good heart.



People do silly stuff.

A man asked if he should stop working so he would have so much to pay in taxes. We explained it to him.

Should they really do that?

No problem!

The darn fool died long ago.

He is the one that blew his leg off.

I'm surprised he lived long enough for me to know him.

RE: Fun things to do in an elevator...

use a whoopee cushion! If you left it home...improvise!!!