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RE: am I being to cheap

I may have to challenge you there, 225km, is not many miles, it is not enough many KMS.

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RE: Claayer made me say something

Oh yes sir, I have just had the most fabulous offer.

I have been asked on a date and our mode of transport is a bucket!

I have heard it all now.

RE: Claayer made me say something

Bless him, I am wetting myself.

RE: am I being to cheap

I see, this is good, make sure the plane has no rust though.

wink

RE: am I being to cheap

I would love to, but may I make a suggestion?

We take my car?

I have never been offered a date in a bucket before, hurled in one at some of the dates I have had, but never, never been offered a date in one.

I am flattered.

Bless you, you sound quite lovely.

RE: am I being to cheap

Quite well pointed out, FY.

I meant to the tank.

RE: am I being to cheap

I am sorry.

I did not mean to make fun.

But, being a problem solver, I would state, that with only 225km, miles on the clock, and it has a rust problem, I would not waste any time, by the time you have worked on it, you could have walked the 225kms, gained a few blisters and the plasters would have been much cheaper.

Time for a new car, methinks.

RE: am I being to cheap

Is the engine made of Lego.

(I am only joking, OP, I am sorry, I do take the piss alot)

RE: am I being to cheap

Honestly, I am completely lost, does he mean 225,000 kms on the clock?

If there is only 225 on there, they saw him coming.

RE: am I being to cheap

Blimey, that is two days commute for me.

Yes, take my advice, you need a new one?

Has it got wheels or are you pedalling it?

RE: am I being to cheap

You mean on the clock?

Not done many KMS has it?

RE: Interesting Questions

People do that with hot plates too?

My children were brilliant at that, so my theory is, 'If you want something doing, ask your children not to do it'

Perfect, I get everything done, peeling onions, I told them that if they stuck a spoon in their mouths, it stops their eyes from watering, little do they know it kept them quiet for ,many years, until they sussed me out.

RE: am I being to cheap

Well I thought it might be, but thanks Tina.

He needs a new one.

Mine does 343 miles to the gallon.

RE: Interesting Questions

Brilliant, another one,

Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?

Why does glue never stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why does bubble bath come in all different colours, yet when we add it to the water, all the bubbles turn white?

RE: am I being to cheap

Yep, get shut.

What does running 225km mean?

RE: HOW AND WHEN DO YOU END THE RELATIONSHIP?

I agree, staying together for the children will build resentment and toxic feelings. Children are not glue.

What a wonderful post and I completley agree. It took me a year and a almost a half to realise I was desperately unhappy in my last relationship, and taking some time to heal and repair will give you the opportunity to truly work out what you want and find some peace, when you do that, and you are full of energy and laughter, then it will be more likely that you will attract like minded people.

If you could live the life of another forum member for a day, who would you choose?

Pleasure poppet.

RE: Claayer made me say something

Nice!

Something to eat your lunch over.

RE: Hello All,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Im Baaaaaaaaaack

Is that right?

I will ask her.

If you could live the life of another forum member for a day, who would you choose?

I love the dancing elephant.

If you could live the life of another forum member for a day, who would you choose?

I have seen enough in my time to know.

If you could live the life of another forum member for a day, who would you choose?

I might have to go and lie down.

If you could live the life of another forum member for a day, who would you choose?

Well we are members, aren't we?

Clearly not throbbing ones, but we are.

If you could live the life of another forum member for a day, who would you choose?

No, that is a gash.


I feel quite embarrassed now, unusual behaviour for me.

RE: Hello All,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Im Baaaaaaaaaack

Hello bamabulldog

Absolutely no idea who you are, but welcome back.

If you could live the life of another forum member for a day, who would you choose?

Trust me, it is not all it is cracked up to be.

If you could live the life of another forum member for a day, who would you choose?

Now that would be interesting gongman.

Imagine the pillow talk.

One cannot bear to think about it.

If you could live the life of another forum member for a day, who would you choose?

How was the 'woking' today?

You nutter.

RE: Claayer made me say something

This is true, I have mine done at an accredited salon and I have had gels for five years and I have never had any of those problems.

RE: Claayer made me say something

I knew it, I knew it!!!!

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