Sommerauer71 Forum Posts (12,414)

I WOKED UP!

I am well thank you Skimp, ooh the Globe, I love it there, all of the Saurrrrffff Bank.

We have just had the second night here in town with David Tennant and the gorgeous Patrick Stewart.

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Hi Skimpy, always a pleasure to see you.

I have been home to my house for the summer, I return to Austria in three weeks to return to my office, but I have been working remotely.

I am in Central England, rather close to Shakespeare.

How are you today?

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Hi ANurse4u.

It is good this woking up business isn't it?

Hope you are well this morning.

RE: Any women want to chat

Aren't you relieved ladies, that you are not his girlfriend?

He sounds so charming and such a gentleman.

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Well, look at what I could have won.

I could have burgers cooked on me, Chablis (gotta like that) poured all over me, licked up (questionable) and overnight, I have had a guy mail me who says he liked me but I come across as 'tough'

Dear god, what do you guys want?

A needy woman, or someone that is sorted?

Anyway, after copious amounts of Chablis, some gorgeous food, my handsome son and three of his friends, I WOKED up.

Good morning from the United Kingdom.

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Once I got told that, by a homeless guy in a shop doorway.

I gave him a fiver for the compliment.

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No, I made it home.

I am in my garden, with a nice glass of Chablis.

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(Makes mental note to completely take the piss, once I have found an inroad)

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Lauren Hutton?

Although I have no gap between my front teeth.

And I am only 40 really.

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Just because I claim I am 40???

RE: What does "I don't know what to tell you" mean in a romantic relationship?

Translated:

'I do not want to talk about this now'

RE: h3y ladies Do u ThiNK GUy WitH TouNgERinGs Are WeIrD???

You are one of three things:

Plastered.

You have lost your reading glasses.

Or your caps lock button needs an engineer.

RE: h3y ladies Do u ThiNK GUy WitH TouNgERinGs Are WeIrD???

You are one of three things:

Plastered.

You have lost your reading glasses.

Or your caps lock button needs an engineer.

RE: What does "I don't know what to tell you" mean in a romantic relationship?

It means stumped for words.

Which does not happen to me often.

If my expartner was stressed, which EVERYTHING was a drama, I would say 'I do not know what to say to make you feel better'

Evening Claayer.

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Well, you noticed it eventually.

A very fortunate occurence.

You do not want to be doing much of that sleeping anyway, nearest thing a human will ever come to death.

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I love it.

RE: A Further 41 ways To Annoy Someone (last thread i promise)

Where I will be then undertaking the one where I handcuff myself to the furniture.

Just to cement the fact that I need to be in there.

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No, I have two walking sticks, I point them eerily at suspicious looking men, who are not convinced that I am of pensionable age.

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Hello.

I pinched it from another poster, it tickles me.

RE: wanted or needed

Well that depends, do you want one or need one?

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I have to go out shortly, to the post office, cash my pension.

RE: A Further 41 ways To Annoy Someone (last thread i promise)

#75, I am about to try out.

I am off into town to queue, as we Brits do and I shall entertain the line of politely waiting people by asking each and everyone of them which gender they are.

If you do not see me later, I will be in Ward 9 of Birmingham Psychiatric unit.

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It is honour of BnaturalAl.

Everyday he comes on and says that.

I almost look forward to it.

Nearly wine o clock in my house, fancy joining me for a drop?

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I am sorry, I could not help myself!

Ridiculous behaviour on my part.

Since I have joined here, I have become all daft.

I need to get back to work.

RE: Say Something to Someone... blah, blah, blah....!!

Erm, yes, you are.

RE: Im a bit confused - any input would be greatly aprecciated......

Scrabble is a great way of getting to know a person, I like a man who can articulate himself.

Another requirement of mine.

Good for you Trish, oooh, I am all excited for you now, I hope he responds. He sounds delightful.

RE: Say Something to Someone... blah, blah, blah....!!

Ask a silly question....

RE: Say Something to Someone... blah, blah, blah....!!

Hi Riya

Is that a movie?

Forgive my ignorance?

RE: Say Something to Someone... blah, blah, blah....!!

I shall look forward to this, you have three weeks then I am back at work.

Oder?