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RE: Canadians

And to night MG i'll be probably doing the same as stew...having some plonk and beer while watching Man U v The Hoops..and i'm torn between to lovers...murphys law...

RE: Canadians

I have no idea what you meandunno

RE: New word with ending letter

G-string (thinkin' about guitars)

RE: Good morning Europe

I know you always flirt......

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Good morning Europe

morning conrad...same here and we've got the rain...although it's meant to get better at the weekend

RE: Story behind my name

Mine is a secret.

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

Wot...I'll take all I can get...How do I pay..chqs, credit crad or cash..

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

But ot's SB who does all the trantic stuff...I'm a green horn

RE: Catholism, Mary and 'False Gods'..

Mary/woman loosely translated from hebrew texts and the meaning is more or less the same..she is mentioned about 100 times in the gospels...The Bible is a collection of 72 books. Most of which were written long before her birth.

RE: Canadians

Sorry dude but scotland is part of britain so you are british...if you get a pass port..your nationality will say british....

I know where you are comming from but on paper you are british. Unless Alex Salmond gets his way.. I don't care one way or the other..I'm irish

RE: the more posts the better.Your best comedian.

Dave Allen, Frank Crason, Spike Milligan and that very famous Irish bloke..Eddie Murphy..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

No...I don't like people telling me what to do ...no offence.

Anyhow i'm in the leadbanana banana banana

RE: How to keep a Woman happy

1...Keep the toilet seat down and when if you don't at least... if you sprinkle when you tinkle..be a sweetie and wipe the seatie..

2....Don't leave hair in the bath plug..clean it yourself

3...Don't fart in the bed

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

There may be kids watching....sorry. Let's say i'm getting better at handling my nine iron with firm even strokes.....

RE: Good morning Europe

evening ginger...signing off..to watch a french version of eastendrs meets corrie thingy....

RE: Good morning Europe

He does every morning when he (lagoona) see's himself in the mirrorrolling on the floor laughing

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

but I do have a very good handicap....

RE: WHAT TRAITS DO YOU MOST DISLIKE IN OTHERS?

People with smelly feet and people who pick their nose in public.

RE: can someong answer a few bible q's for me ??

Now that's what i call a bummer of a question.

RE: Does the Atheist have a soul?

Does your chewing gum loose it's flavour on the bedpost over night? Mine does.

Can you play the guitar? I can.

So when Dusty45 asks..'Who are you, Cro? What is so difficult to understand? Are you man, woman or beast?

Me I am bloke. I understood the question. Why can't you.

RE: re; all the bad language

I love christmas time...prezzies, turkey, cranberry sauce, fluffy mash spuds..the sound of music on tv...not to mention crackers...

RE: re; all the bad language

Hello sweet cheeks...I'm not bad..Listening to a thing on radio ulster about x-parties and mince pies..

RE: re; all the bad language

Do you look foward to your christmas office party...?

RE: Paris and Eifel Tower

You only get a discount if you pay in cash....

RE: Paris and Eifel Tower

Ps..cause conrad wants to but it..and then smelt it and make lucky horse shoes to sell them to the chinese.

RE: Good morning Europe

A woman to love him like a dog...

RE: Good morning Europe

How come you never miss me..crying

RE: Good morning Europe

I couldn't afford sommer...to high classed.

RE: New word with ending letter

In that case XP...


Hello

RE: Happy Birthday Seabiscuit!

HAppy Birth SB....I hope you get very drunk...

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