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RE: Blonde island

Sounds fishy to me.

RE: Blonde island

Waiting for the screw jokes...

devil

RE: Blonde island

Open, I'm not calling you blonde handshake This is a somewhat jokey thread about blondes - but in the mix we have a joke about airplane 'black boxes' that are normally orange..

RE: Blonde island

ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_'Chubby'_Brown

RE: Blonde island

Last time I used that 'phrase I was accused of watching too much 'Chubby Brown'

RE: Blonde island

And I seem to have scared off Boban...

RE: Blonde island

No, you are rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Blonde island

I know, I was jesting. But they are usually orange. And yes, we are talking blondes here laugh

RE: Blonde island

It's on it's way - not sure it's owner will be too pleased 'though.

RE: Blonde island

Hhhmm. But isn't the black box kind of, uumm, orange?rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Blonde island

Oh, and I can milk a cow, has my value gone up?

RE: Blonde island

Yeah, but you are a big boy now and your fingers are too big for the sockets..laugh

RE: Blonde island

[quote=Boban1

My parents won`t let me

Since when did anyone listen to their parents? devil

RE: Blonde island

No, we are in the same boat - or on the same side of the fence at least! laugh

RE: Blonde island

I don't have a problem being naked Boban. See you on the local nudist beach tomorrow?

RE: Blonde island

I have a friend here (in Spain) who always asks 'And how are things for you here in Paradise?'

RE: Blonde island

And I almost sincerely accept handshake

I enjoy your comments invincible. It's others that surprise me.

RE: Blonde island

I'm not your dear. Others will understand. handshake

RE: Blonde island

Isn't that rude and ignorant? Or was it a joke?

I'm blonde, I can take a joke. On my last car, I had the sticker - 'Caution - blonde thinking' Forgot to look for another one when I was in Brighton the other week - I think Spanish men would like it.

RE: Phew...nearly a year already?

Crikey! A year already? Seems more like 6 months to me..

RE: GRUMPY OLD SODS GRIPES...

Actually I have got a couple of gripes. Why is it, whenever I have put my computer to sleep, having spent far too long on CS, that then and only then, I remember what is what that I actually signed on to do......and why do I spend so much time going up and down the stairs (three floors) trying to remember why I am travelling between floors confused

RE: GRUMPY OLD SODS GRIPES...

And now my brain has remembered, I remember a coach trip back in 1988 (you do the math - I was the youngest person on it) in Oz, where this was obviously a problem, so they had 'seat rotation'
rolling on the floor laughing

RE: GRUMPY OLD SODS GRIPES...

Exactly Pat. What is it with having to sit in the same seat? Especially when all they are going to do is fall asleep!

RE: If i may ask.....

Does he need a pull?

RE: If chatting and getting on with person, who should make first move man or woman??

Is it shyness? Or are they enjoying the chase? I waited sooooo long for that last guy to snog me.....

RE: BAD,BAD WOMEN

No, I would have been the one in the white or green flowery boots trying to decide what skirts I had to go with them when I go line dancing.

RE: BAD,BAD WOMEN

This was the first time I have been with just another female mate, and could browse the shops - or more accurately, the Chinese shops. I was surprised however, to find the shoe shops catering for the bikers, line dancers and goths/heavy metal fans.

RE: BAD,BAD WOMEN

I was in Beni today. I obviously didn't visit the 'right' bars. I did laugh 'tho when a man walked past me wearing a T shirt that said 'I'd do me' laugh

RE: Speed dating

I've done it and thoroughly enjoyed it. Three minutes was long enough for me to know if I felt any chemistry, whether they smoked, were working, and whether they seemed to have a happy dispostion or were a bit dull.

I didn't find anyone through it, but I did make friends with one of the men because he made me laugh so much and it turned out we lived quite close to each other.

The problem the organisers had where I went was that men frequently bottle out of going, so they have a list of 'regulars' that they call on. When I went the second time, I had already met 4 of the men before.

I preferred it to 'lock and key' parties, because at speed dating you have to talk to everyone. At lock and key, I found that the men only approached the women they fancied.

RE: Speed dating

I've done it and thoroughly enjoyed it. Three minutes was long enough for me to know if I felt any chemistry, whether they smoked, were working, and whether they seemed to have a happy dispostion or were a bit dull.

I didn't find anyone through it, but I did make friends with one of the men because he made me laugh so much and it turned out we lived quite close to each other.

The problem the organisers had where I went was that men frequently bottle out of going, so they have a list of 'regulars' that they call on. When I went the second time, I had already met 4 of the men before.

I preferred it to 'lock and key' parties, because at speed dating you have to talk to everyone. At lock and key, I found that the men only approached the women they fancied.

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