Scottishlass Forum Posts (3,324)

RE: THE MOST HATED PERSON ON EARTH

too hard to choose just one there are several i want to click off. and you forgot one how about osama bin ladin?

RE: December 31st is comming soon

thank you Daniel. i wish only the best for you along with God's blessings.
please don't stay away too long. you will be missed by many.

Happy New Year

love you A.

RE: lets just talk about anything thread !

goofy is good!!! as is silly. just have a look at one of the pictures on my profile, when i was in a silly mood.

RE: lets just talk about anything thread !

yes both my parents are from scotland. i was conceived in scotland but born in the u.s.

RE: what is it you like best about us irish folk our accent or something else.

all depends on who's doin' the talkin' & what they're sayin'

RE: Twisted Dreams

goo morning bajan. sounds like you might have had a bad dream, thank you for sharing it, bad things are less scary when shared in the light of day.

RE: The Have a Great Day Thread

have as great a day as one can have at work

RE: Recycling Waste

i try to recycle as much as possible the city has recycling areas
i also do not use the bags from the store for my purchases, i bring my own cloth bags.

RE: lets just talk about anything thread !

good morning gilly it's 6;40 am here in knoxville, tennessee. just got up & having my morning cup of tea

RE: hello there

you've come to the right place for friends.

RE: if u can wish the first one.. what is you wish on new year.2008...????

and thank you for your kind words. i wish the same for you.

RE: why would you

i'm too old for you, but we can at least be friends, you're a good looking guy i'm sure you will attract someone. it doesn't matter where you are from

RE: Wow is this place a clique?

hi we haven't met yet, but i for one always welcomes another viewpoint on any subject we have going. the water's fine just jump right in.

RE: song memories

Runaround Sue by Dion brings back memories of my first crush, think i was 12-13 yrs old & had a crush on a 15 yr old boy. his name was Ray S.& he didn't even know i exsited.

RE: Thank you.

Thank you, there are time you really give us pause for thought.

RE: ever happen to you??

haven't been here long enough yet for that to happen, but i expect it will, their loss, not mine

RE: who'd like to face raavana's BATTLE.....!

not cowards - - - just bored with you.

RE: Like I need another reminder.

age is a state of mind - - - but not always a state of body - - - sometimes the mind says go & the bod says no

RE: Things to remember in 08'

lol

RE: New Years Eve

only place i want to be is here.

RE: Phobias

ever since i saw the movie jaws i am terrified of swimming in the ocean, i don't mind being on a boat in the ocean but i WILL NOT go in the water.

anybody for stamp collecting???

A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"

RE: CS HUMOUR CONTEST : Participant Enrollment , PLEASE READ !!!!

i used to be a blond a long time ago, guess i had a flashback

RE: CS HUMOUR CONTEST : Participant Enrollment , PLEASE READ !!!!

ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok i misunderstood, don't know how long i'll last but i'm still in

RE: Bank Robbery . . .

RE: CS HUMOUR CONTEST : Participant Enrollment , PLEASE READ !!!!

how many jokes or stories can we enter?

RE: Theirs?!?!?

screw the irs

RE: CS HUMOUR CONTEST : Participant Enrollment , PLEASE READ !!!!

is there a limit as to how many entries per person????

attitude adjustment

The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."

The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."

He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"

The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"

He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"

"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."

RE: CS HUMOUR CONTEST : Participant Enrollment , PLEASE READ !!!!

i'll give it a shot