I tell the truth...I'm that good looking I turn myself on...I've blue eye's than Paul Newman...I'm simply a Bellfast rocka-a-billy at heart...I love buttering up nubiles.
Tuffy you seem to forget a lot of things. I'll stand by my earlier post. Start writing things in a note book.. For a secretary to forget as often as you do.....Well it speaks volumes about your abilities to do basic commands.
I don't have any..(neither would I forget a password for a server)..But your gripe was you forgot something silly..I only offered you a solution...I don't care if you take my advice or not (it aint me who's got (or had) a PC problem but you)..Personally I'd take the advice in good faith. Otherwise you'll snooker yourself again.
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the toothache. (specially for Imm)
8. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Imm you can make green tea, sticky buns and a great whacky curry..Don't gotta smoke it. But all joking aside, hope it gets better soon cause teef ache is a bummer..
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RE: Cuspys words that Rhyme
Pledge..(CUsp's you can tell me...It'll be our secret)