RE: I really need advice,....

Joni, you have the answers in your hands..So learn to relax and chill. Now kick back and drink some of your local 7/11's finest plonk...

RE: my online love

let me get this straight. You lived with two girly lesbi-friends spock and you didn't diddle them!!!!!! Jesus Christ whats the world coming to...............

RE: I would love someone to invent......................

Try ice cream and disney movies..<---JMO

RE: diduknow

Did you know...



Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

All ya gotta do is put your mind to it
Knuckle down, buckle down, do it, do it, do it

Well, ya can't go a-swimmin' in a baseball pool
Ya can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool
Ya can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

All ya gotta do is put your mind to it
Knuckle down, buckle down do it, do it, do it

Well, ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
SPOKEN: "Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd"

RE: Don't do it

The problem with weed is prohibition (and parmaceutical companies not being able to patent it).

Squeaky bum time...

What and go taliban? Probably more hygenic but to close to taking one for the team for my liking. I suggest they use hemp or chop down more trees.

RE: Communication

Sweetcheeks why don't you find something of interest to you and post it here.

RE: I really need advice,....

There's a solution Joni....Get a temp one. Now that problem is solved..Who's next for CS advice.

RE: Cuspys words that Rhyme

Pat-a-cake

RE: Pain Management

Simple Imm...Roll the big one. It's natural, has great healing qualities and will work faster than anything else. You know it makes sense.

RE: I really need advice,....

So Joni..Are you still snookered?

RE: Don't do it

Cheers Bental..beer . I'll rasie a real pint of black on Paddy's in your good name.

Goldilocks listen the suits are going to do what they always do (screw you and line their own pockets at the same time<---Called two birds one stone and you are a sitting duck). It's easier on the brain just to crack a cold beer and get some early spring vit D on your face. Then go sniffin' for a female volley ball team.

Squeaky bum time...

Public buildings in the capital of the US state of New Jersey face running out of toilet paper following a row.

Trenton's city council has refused to approve a $42,000 (£26,855) contract for paper products after baulking at its $4,000 charge for paper cups.

The toilet paper, along with other supplies, is to be used in government buildings such as city hall.


RE: Don't do it

I reckon he's smokin' some funky stuff but is afraid to admit it smoky.

What I'd like you folk to do is look away and watch the video.



Goldilocks listen (well read actually)...I haven't a clue what some of your threads are about (severval others think the same).This is because (educated guess) English isn't your mother tongue. If thats the case then may I suggest you open up a translator and copy/paste the english translation of exactly what this thread is about. Then my goodself (and others) will understand what you are talking about.

If I'm wrong then the only other possible reason is, your rasta friend has better herbs than mine...

smoking

RE: my online love

Smoky you forgot (if it's anything to do with someone here)...It (relationship) runs the risk of being spread over these forums..) So Marion word to the wise conduct it in silence and enjoy it for what it is). If he OR she (I live in hope of being invited to a real girly-leasbi friends hen night..) makes you smile. Then there is no harm done.



That's only because....

RE: my online love

Spock,

Are you an inter-galatic LINUX traveling sales man?

RE: I really need advice,....

At this time of night either not a lot OR continue what your you are doing now (panicing or tying not to<--- only if your story passes the Jezza lie detecor).

Personally I'd open a bottle of wine and kick back. Basically chill out. And figure it out in the morning.

RE: make your own quote !!

There are two types of people in the world. Irish people and those who wish they were Irish.

unknown..

RE: Cuspys words that Rhyme

Ping

RE: R.I.P WHITNEY

In French mostly...But you should understand the english.





RE: make your own quote !!

Nahh I'm just careful..I reckon I need about another 100 beer cans to finish my beer chair. The sun is out here too. Read somewhere it should last for a good two weeks. Balcony time.

What are you up to? Keep it ckean it's Sunday.

RE: make your own quote !!

Well I still have my own..Gotta count for something..So hows life in your neck of the woods?

RE: Thought Provoking Questions

Life..you forgot DEVILISHLY...You can hit on me (just be gentle..)



Yeah but it (my pic) has a raw natural animalistic something that can't be found in books or beauty products..

RE: Is this the worst MAN UTD. team in over 20 years?

Can't argue..They're top.

RE: Don't do it

Yeah..Did you bang your head as kid or sometihng?




Years of practise..Almost got down to a finely tuned skill..And you lot thought I was born that way..





Not enough Vit. C





Wrong on both accounts..



Ahhh stop throwing your toys outta the pram...I wont say you are 'PISSES'..but I will say you are 'PISSED'..probably at me..grin

RE: Songs for your mood.............

RE: Cuspys words that Rhyme

Bling

RE: Thought Provoking Questions

What about my pic????

RE: Who's missing LOVE ... ?

It's terrible..(I now know how the truck driver felt at times)...Ladies it's true, I can turn myself on just by looking in the mirror..grin

RE: my online love

Hello Spock...

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