How not to photo shop

I'll butter her up (but knowing my luck it'll be some bloke in Nigeria).

wine

RE: Love Songs

From the late great Mr Johnny Ace.

RE: Love Songs

Witty, here's a bopper from the locker about a fella explaing why he loves his woman (next song I'll play probably the greatest love song ever recorded<---in my humble opinion)

RE: Love Songs

Lees of the mushy love songs..Some rocked.

How not to photo shop

applause She replied. Looks like I going to to scammed.applause

RE: better or worse in your photo

Nope WS, I'm going to buid a chair out of tubes...

For Lizzie & her jublie

RE: better or worse in your photo

What!!!! Where in the name of sweet christ did you find a word like that at this time in the morning...?

RE: EARS-4

I'm going to bed...because I'm this

How not to photo shop

I'm broken hearted V, I wanted to be scammed.

RE: better or worse in your photo

But today under all this fur I'm really devilisy handsome...

This is a true story ladies (perfect this is the rest of it)

One day Bobby (Mr Redford to you you, only Bobby to his friends), looked at me and said...

"Phoenix my good man, you've bluer eye's than Paulie (Mr Newman)..Only we both aren't gay, I'd take you outside and make you pregnant"

True stroy folks....

Advice needed....

Thanks for the advice fellas (and ladies)...but if I do tests on all the glues suggested here tonight, I'll be higher than kite with the smell of glue.

So kill the thread and let my creative side take over.

And again a big thank you.

wine

RE: better or worse in your photo

I have to give the other blokes a head start in buttering you lot up.

RE: better or worse in your photo

Slanky, I read somewhere that nubiles have to kiss lots of frogs before one turns into a prince. My advice is pucker your lips (don't forget the cold cream) and you'll be alright in the long run.

This pic folks is the Chuck Norris look.

RE: better or worse in your photo

I'm working on it...

RE: better or worse in your photo

Starting to sound like Ebay for women.

RE: better or worse in your photo

I'm pulling the pint..

RE: better or worse in your photo

Plus it saves you having to explain to your wife, GF or SO about make up smears on your shirt..

RE: better or worse in your photo

What I do know is when I was a pup I looked like this..

RE: Advantages vs disadvantages

Just because you asked nicely I'll do it. But I think we better get this thread back on track or when Uno see's it, he might throw his toys back out of the pram for it being hi-jacked.

RE: Why Not fully back Kofi Annan and give peace a chance in Syria

To have peace in Syria Kofi Annan needs to firstly bring the Russians
on board. And the way the middle east is carved up at present, it aint going to happen anytime soon. Once enough pressure can be brought to bear on Russia they he might stand a chance.

Advice needed....

I bought loads of epoxy resin the other week. But I was able to pull the cans apart even after they set. I guess there are various strenghts. As I've said AB, I'm listening to people who know what they are talking about and any help will be appericated.

Advice needed....

Even a bit of sympathy. It was hard work drinking it (I got beered out for a while) and after it, I still managed to see my feet.

Advice needed....

Cheers ears..wine

RE: Promethius ( Alien 5) / First Thoughts...

Try to think outside the box tease. The movie is about the origins of mankind.

RE: Advantages vs disadvantages

Providing you don't laugh..I'll whack up a picture when it's completed.

RE: Advantages vs disadvantages

When it's finished it will be a piece of modern art. Wouldn't look out of place in the louvre.

Advice needed....

If nothing else it would deffo. save a lot of hassle in hovering up pine needles.

I'm dismayed that not one person has showed concern about the state my liver could be in..

RE: Promethius ( Alien 5) / First Thoughts...

I'll download this weekend, watch it and give my two bits worth.

RE: Green Sleeves dummy guide to posting video's.

Everything is easy when you know how AB...

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