zedbra Forum Posts (393)

Just a bit of fun

I thought afterwards that maybe I should have checked with you and Ickle before posting! Oh well too late now so I hope she's cool with it! I did do a verse mentioning someone else from here but I wrote bad things (he deserved it) so thought better of posting it in case I got banned. :)

Death? My goodness!

Just a bit of fun

There once was a lady called Ickle,
Who got in a bit of a pickle.
She met this one guy,
And bought him a pie,
But all she got back was a tickle.

She realised it was a mistake,
To meet this man just for a date.
He's tickles were fun,
And she liked his big bum,
But it turned out that he was a fake.

She decided to meet up with Setfree,
'Cos he'd often made her go "Hehe".
She was a bit scared,
As he's trousers were flared,
He must have been stuck in the 60's.

Her next victim called himself Zedbra,
And he'd only quite recently known her.
On his way to her house,
He ran over a mouse,
So at least they had something for dinner.

RE: did you know-Only 109 Days 05 Hours 03 Minutes 54 Seconds Till Christmas!

I love the build-up to Christmas. Christmas day itself is an anti-climax but I love the build-up with the carols, lights, etc.. I can't tell you just how much I love it all!

I just SO WISH I had someone to enjoy it with, who I could walk around looking at lights and listening to carol singers with.

RE: Why join a dating site and then not date?

I've had bad experiences too, but a different sort of bad! Oh I won't mope about it again. Boo hoo though.

RE: any one from coventry or leicester?

I don't even know where Wiltshire is so it must be a long way away!

RE: Last One Wins..........

My eyes? Oh is that what it's called these days?

RE: Last One Wins..........

Sowwy, pwease forgive me?

RE: limericks

Excellent idea. :)

Who lived on a very big ranch...

RE: Last One Wins..........

Hey it was me who won. I was just using Ickle's sign-in name at the time and forgot to log in as myself. So really it's me who deserves the prize.

Whoops - Now I've let it out the bag that I've stolen her ID.

Quotes - From where?

Quotes - From where?

Maybe I should give a clue...

One of the main character's names has big ears.

Quotes - From where?

Not what I was thinking. :)

Quotes - From where?

Well maybe it is, but it isn't what I'm thinking of - Sorry! It could actually be a movie it was in, but if it is, it's connected with a TV show. That's a bit of a clue. :)

Quotes - From where?

I think you really just wanted to snog me so your mind twisted what I wrote around until it came across like I wanted to snog a guy. Come on Brian, you can admit it.

Quotes - From where?

I got that the right way around didn't I? You WON'T get a snog if you're male, over 60 or under 18. That's come out right hasn't it? I'm worried now!

You don't watch any TV? Do you ever watch movies?

Quotes - From where?

WRONG!

Quotes - From where?

That's ok. :)

Yeah I did see Short Circuit. Didn't like it much though.

Quotes - From where?

Hmmm...I don't have a clue I'm afraid?

By the way it's ZeDbra, rather than Zebra. Most people don't see the D. I came up with it because of my American ex who always moaned at how British people pronounced 'zebra' as if it had a D in.

Quotes - From where?

I know that the show I have in mind has used other quotes that are actually from elsewhere too.

So you can't guess? That isn't very clever of you, is it? Go and stand in the corner and think about how silly you are. Come out when you've given it a lot of thought.

Quotes - From where?

These are some quotes from one of my favourite TV shows. Can anyone guess where they are all from?

"Nothing unreal exists".

"If you eliminate the impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth".

"Sieze the moment. Make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again".

"Feelings aren't positive or negative, it's what you do with those feelings that becomes good or bad".

"All good things must come to an end".


That'll do for now. Come along brain boxes, get your thinking caps on. Don't cheat by Googling it though, that wouldn't be fair! The prize for guessing correctly is a big snog from me - Unless you're male, over 60 or under 18. I wonder how many of you will try to guess now?!

RE: hello

Thanks, I will. Think I'll just leave now. Nighty night. :)

RE: hello

Gatwick, and I live in Littlehampton. It's about 1 hour 15 minutes drive . I'm sleepy now but I have to go. :( I'm going to leave soon even though I don't need to yet. I'm just sick of sitting here waiting. The sooner I leave though the less sleepy I'll be in the car, and I don't mind sitting around at the airport.

RE: hello

I'm bored too. I'm sitting here watching the clock because I have to go out soon. I'm meeting my Parents at the airport (50 miles away) because their flight has been delayed for about 17 hours, so they aren't due in until 2:22am! So I have to leave home at about 12:30. I'll be half asleep.

RE: smokers bar--------------come in drink and smoke lol

Huh? You've got the wrong thread! But just to answer you - Yep if it isn't on Google then it must be spelt wrong.

RE: smokers bar--------------come in drink and smoke lol

Since writing that last post I've read that from someone else in this thread. I haven't visited pubs much lately so didn't realise it was sometimes that way. Seems odd not to allow smoking at the bar, but you can smoke in the area next to it? Weird.

RE: smokers bar--------------come in drink and smoke lol

Fair enough. I'm not sure you've understood my point about the 'standing at the bar' thing but I'm probably not explaining it very well. Anyway, I'll leave it because I don't want to fight over it either. :)

RE: smokers bar--------------come in drink and smoke lol

I'm sure you meant it isn't nice to have smoke around when eating. :)

I disagree that non-smokers are smoking when they have a drink. People either enjoy smoking or they don't. I think it's more likely that the type of people who smoke are also the type who stand at a bar drinking.

RE: smokers bar--------------come in drink and smoke lol

You'll be able to breath and stop killing yourselves maybe? Ok, ok, it's your choice, I know. Well you'll stop killing other people with passive smoking at least.

RE: smokers bar--------------come in drink and smoke lol

The trouble is that many places aren't large enough for the smoke to be seperated from the 'non' smoke. The only way to really deal with it is to have doors to close off the smoking rooms. I think that most smokers don't realise how easily and how far the smoke drifts, and how nasty it is for a non-smoker.

RE: smokers bar--------------come in drink and smoke lol

Teeheehee - Thanks, I think that might be a great help.....Wait a sec - How will that help me? I'll trust you, so please go ahead.