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RE: its quiz time

Sorry girls it was a Guy question, but the origins of the question have a lot of history with me.

methinks I'm being a bit too flipant today, still it makes me smile.
How about you 2?

KK banana banana banana

RE: GNOMES

"Head" Smokey dear girl.

Now I shall be castigated from all sides crying crying

KK jaw drop jaw drop

RE: its quiz time

Hy Mifi, whil your mnding your ways could you hav a go at my laptop I'v lost th us of th ky. (lol)

The question is:-

Who won th FA Cup in 1912?

KKlaugh

RE: GNOMES

Thats all well and good for a Number 1 and 2.

But how do they procreate???

Now I can think off a good expression about H.........but that would be rude. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

KK angel angel angel

RE: welcome to wedwards forum

Now Now Smokey,

You could have done my washing for me (lol) laugh laugh laugh

KK

RE: Submit...submit...One of your poems!

Roses are Red
Grass is green
I will write what I want
If you know what I mean?

All done in "the best possible taste"

KK

RE: FOR LADIES!!!

WOW Smokey bit harsh I thought. (lol)

Good on yer Big Boss, just dont be doing 2 things at once cause the girls wont believe you. laugh laugh laugh


KK yay yay

RE: FOR LADIES!!!

Quality not Quantity, Jan

Sorry I know its meant to be Ladies only.

KK grin grin grin

RE: Submit...submit...One of your poems!

Not in the same league I'm afraid:--

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Your poems are great
So well done mate!

KKhandshake handshake handshake

RE: the person you admire most

Or Woman...................Mother Theresa

KK

RE: GNOMES

If the Gnomes Penii are on their heads. How do they manage in the toilets?

Is that why they are small so that they can be held by their ankles to accomodate their ablutions?

KK rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: children Vs adults

Wedward old bean I dont intend to get into a slanging match on an open forum. However....................

I have no objections to how much you want to post on the forum as I have stated it is OPeN. But IMHO you start to many threads, you just have to look at the number of replies on all the threads you have started to understand what I mean. I think this is because at the moment on a forum in its infancey some people want to think a little before commiting themselves, and suddnly they are confronted with a plethora of threads and cant mak thr mind up which ons to talk on.
Thre is also thread on the 2 word add on theme where you took 2 pages answering yourself, Im not sure that was the intention of that particular thread.
So I guess what Im trying to say is, keep on posting but maybe reduce the number of threads, and give some of us mere mortals a chance.

I will not be responding to your thread on KK v Wedward, I think it would be purile, and tell me who would modrate your forum??

This is only the opinion of KK.

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RE: children Vs adults

Just my initials......

KK conversing conversing

As for the question i your previous thread...... Who knows???

And anyway Im out of here for a while, maybe when I get back we may have a ......................


WEDWARD FORUM................very mad very mad very mad

RE: children Vs adults

Who???????????????????????????????

KK

RE: children Vs adults

Understandable mistake D and F next to each other just as the children in the room are.

KK yay yay yay

RE: Longest distance to get to know someone?

In this day of cheaper air travel, and with the knowledge that we have exchanged many mails and telephone conversations, and it feels right, Then NO there is no limit. One could actually us the whole experience, travel, date etc as an adventure.

But in reality I think it would be limitd to Europe...........But who knows?

KK dunno dunno wave wave devil devil

RE: How should one proceed from mails to dates?

Whoa Jan the question was about dating not going straight into a relationship. Surely that comes later on. So if the feelings are right do the date based on getting to know one another then se what happens. But be open minded and enjoy yourself.

KK confused help

RE: How should one proceed from mails to dates?

Just be yourslf. Do not try to impress, and most of all enjoy the moment!!!

KK grin grin grin

RE: Joke of the Day

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what
The criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."









"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"

kk cheers yay yay yay

RE: Joke of the Day

Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains.

To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. But no one wanted to room with Dave because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the Whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first deputy slept with Dave and comes to breakfast the
next Morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you?"
He said, "Dave snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different deputy's turn.
In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all
blood-shot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"
He said, "Man, that Dave shakes the roof. I watched him all
night."

The third night was Bob's turn.
Bob was a big burly bus driver; a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy
tailed.
"Good morning." They couldn't believe it!
They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Dave into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."

KK laugh laugh laugh

How many of you have actually met someone from a dating site?

Just thought I would ask the question.

It seems to me that most spend more time on the forums than actually arranging dates.

Prove me wrong!!!!!!!!

KKdevil devil devil devil

RE: christmas and new year

With vigour. laugh laugh laugh

RE: gud evening

Welcome, have a good time

KK cheering cheering cheering

RE: invitation to dinner

A couple of lady members from this site. - Cook whatever they want.


OH And Delia Smith to make sure I behave (oh and to help me with anything I cant cook).

KK banana banana banana

RE: Real dating or online dating?

Hi all,

Surely the reason most people are on this site is to find a relationship of some kind. So I would expct that when the chance arrives we would go on a face-to-face date.

Now if the opportunity also arises when you meet someone just by chance and the signs were good you would maybe arrange another date.

So what Im trying to say is does it really matter, where on meets ones prospective dates?

KKconfused confused confused

RE: WHO KILLED THE EU-FORUM ?

I certainly hope not I get some good advice on this forum.
Ta Jan.

And its not overcrowded like the international one.

maybe just not enough interest.

KKdunno uh oh uh oh dunno

RE: Fun place!

Wow....... Thats a pretty fast start... Black


Let Betterthanyouex get settled in.

Welcome hope you enjoy.


KK applause cheering angel

RE: For the romantic

Jan,

Many thanks for the advice.

Having seen your many posts I can detect a thoughtful person, with a serious outlook on life. So I take your advice and hope it works.

However ................................ No only joking.

KK handshake

RE: European buffet....

Hurry up and finish this thread, so that we can start the party........


IM GETTING BL**DY HUNGRY.............


OH and THIRSTY!!!!!!




KK wine devil wine devil beer

RE: Joke of the Day

Got to keep them coming:-


Teacher: "Michael, if you were on a date - having dinner with a nice
young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What
about you Peter, how would you say it?"

Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll
be right back."

Teacher: "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your
brain for once and show us your good manners?"

Little Johnny: "I would say, Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine...whom I
hope you'll get to meet after dinner...."

The teacher fainted.


KK
banana banana

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