RE: Who would you Bang? Over 50 Edition

_I'm Not!!!_
Let me grab my SCUBA gear..!!
Can't wait for that ~Australian Kiss~...!!!

kiss smitten yay

RE: Dating date sites from long distance

I live in a Very small town....
The only Single...
Attractive...
Available...
Females...
...Are still in High School..!!

Long distance is All I Have..!!

If only someone would give me the smallest of chances to shoiw them what they've been missing . . . !!

smitten love heart wings yay

RE: Who would you Bang? Over 50 Edition

How about...
Jane Fonda...
Racquel Welch...
Mary Tyler Moore...
Cher...
Liz Hurley...
Morgan Fairchild...
Bernadette Peters...
Dawn Wells...
...???...

yay

Invitation....1st Barbecue of the season...

With a dusting of Snow still on the ground...
The Grill has the Hots...
And so have the Brats...!!

Come and Get 'em..!!

yay

RE: turn-ons? =o

ON...
L o n g Hair...! love
Big, expressive Eyes..! love
Athletic frame..!
(A ~Few~ extra pounds is acceptable, but not if a *Few* is 50+)
Great Kisser...!! kiss
Tactile...!peace
Manners and Elegance...! (When appropriate)
* * * *
OFF...
BBW...thumbs down
*Attitude*...thumbs down
Selfish...thumbs down
Golddigger...thumbs down
Conceit...thumbs down

RE: Some things never change, but CS sure did.....

UU-Oh-UU..!!
An Old-Time-Newbie..!!
Wanna come to my Anniversary Party..!!??
It starts at 3:00....your time....
...
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...
...
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blushing ...Today!!

Go devil Devils devil

RE: For guys only. When you are going out with your finacee, how do you like her wear make up?

Light enough not to get ~Halloween~ comments....
But enough to accentuate her face...The wow Eyes wow especially!

RE: What kind of Lover are you

It's easier to be "In Love with the person..."
If they are a Really Great Lover! . . . yay yay yay
My late wife didn't find me all that 'attractive', at first....
but I ~Talked her into it~...in the bedroom...the bath...the kitchen...the livingroom floor....
. . . . Oh! How I MISS that Livingroom Floor..!!!

grin yay yay yay

RE: Ladies! Would u date a guy who likes to receive a BJ,but wouldnt return the same favour back to u ?

I wouldn't blame Any lady for not dating someone for lack of
Equal-Trade rights..!!

comfort kiss

RE: What kind of Lover are you

A pity that you're not looking for something more....lasting...
than 'Hanging out'

cheers

RE: americans full of them selves

"Don't count your Hatches before they Chicken-Out!!"
I was raised in W.N.Y. and our family had a summer cottage in S. Ontario...
So I consider myself 1/2 Canadian...
I can think of a dozen places I'd absolutely Hate to live, here in the states....
but would be _Proud_ to live ANYwhere in Canada..!!!
yay

RE: name something nice or good about the person above you.

She knows Quality Pinching...!!
blushing blushing bouquet

RE: what qualities are important when u looking for online dating??

While 'A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words...'
A Brain is Priceless..!!

smitten love heart wings

RE: Do you believe in having an open marriage (sleeping with other partners)?

No
I plan on my next(Last) to be as fulfilling and passionate as the one that ended in '98...
We won't have Time for anyone else..!!

RE: POST IF YOU ARE REAL!!!! ------- Role call for CS

Widowed almost 14 yrs ago....
My Suprise Anniversary Barbecue is Saturday..!!
(The 22nd Anniversary of turning 35!!)

RE: Which are the worst profile pics?

Actually...I'm drawn to any pic with Purple in it...but...
I like the lady with the nice bangs!!

Cute Siamese kitten, too..!!

smitten

RE: Which are the worst profile pics?

Blurry / Out-of-focus / Camera-shake
Distant...(90% background and 10% subject)...a waste of film!
Group-shots...You can bet that I'll be attracted to someone
~ Other than ~
who created the profile!
Holding babies...I'm sure there's a good bit of Pride...but...
I've done all the parenting I can stand...
10-year-old shots...Even _I_ was cuter...10 years ago..!!

RE: the worst part of being single

Sleeping alone..!!

It's almost Embarrassing to wake up every day....clutching a Pillow..!!

RE: Why do some women go for bad men (I said some) and then complain when they get hurt?

Why .. Indeed....??!!
Like the Fleetwood Mac Album.....

* Mystery to Me *

RE: How do you respond when...............................

An honest: " Thanks, but no, thanks " is usually enough...
However, considering that the INcoming / OUTgoing mail ratio is approximately 1 / 85 . . .
I sometimes feel guilty about it...
"Well....At least I didn't say...:"You're Too Far Away!!"

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Are you faithful generally?

As long as my partner wants to share in the relationship as much as I do...
I'm Faithful, Dedicated and Devoted...!!!

smitten kiss love yay

RE: first thing you did on connectingsingles ?

* Other...*
I began a constant edit of my profile...
(Since I had to wait 7 days to play, Here....)
Added photos...
Did a couple preliminary searches...to see what potential there is, here...
Did a couple ...more ~Specific~ searches...
*DAMN!!* . . There are some Exceptionally attractive profiles here..!!
It's a pity that they're either Fakes...Lesbians...or Golddiggers..!!
I could get Engaged..._Tomorrow_..!!

smitten love kiss heart wings

Invitation....1st Barbecue of the season...

Only 5 days to go....
I hope I don't have to bring in a pickup-full of chairs...
Can someone bring some decent-sized Sweet Corn for boiling..??
I can't find any in this area that are bigger than my hand!!

Future Trivia (Ahhhh...~The Good 'ol Days!~)

....When there were creatures called...Whales
How lucky we were to have those nice Japanese eradicate them
...before they ate all our Krill...!!!

RE: Why do some women go for bad men (I said some) and then complain when they get hurt?

~ Thank-You, Dr. Eagle~...!!!

RE: the worst part of being single

I'll Third that sentiment!!
Being able to just walk up and bite her on the neck
and make her all wow Sloppy-Wet wow
It takes a bit more time, but Much more effective than just saying
"WANNA..??!"

RE: The Best pick up lines .....

"I hope your papers are in order...
I'm gonna go so far South on you, that you'll need a Passport to get Home!!"

RE: What body type of a woman are you attracted to?

I like 3 curves...
Between the ribs and waist...
Between the waist and Hips...
The hips, themselves...
Not
3 between Each..!!

Improve a sport....Change a rule..!!

A _Real_ NASCAR track should be At Least a mile in length....
This Jazz about driving around the perimeter of a Football field is for Teen-agers..!!

RE: name something nice or good about the person above you.

Lovely Smile...!!

grin

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