~The milk machine~ A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did.
When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member'. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line with his cell phone (Thank God for cell phones!).
"Hello, I just bought a milk ing machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"
"Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons." "Have a nice day."
Just thought i would share that i have found the one i want to be with. He may live in austalia, but i am not going to let that stop me. Time to take a chance.
Well, i hate to start something and run (a right)but i need to get off of here cause i just can't sit still anymore. Way to much coffee. Good night y'all.
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)but i need to get off of here cause i just can't sit still anymore. Way to much coffee. Good night y'all. 
A poem about my special friend
I have been hiding from a certain person on connecting singles. he turned out to be very obsessive and i have never met him.