bamabeecee Forum Posts (1,641)

RE: Which Emoticon Do You Resemble The Most?

just about fits me to a T.

RE: Some advice from the ladies if you please.

Be up front with her from the beginning, if she's interested anyway, go for it.

RE: how to spot a player part1

Is there actually someone out there who needs to be told this??

Boil it all down to one thing, does he treat you good? If not, player or no, move on.

RE: The cheer someone up thread...

I'm smilin so much my face hurts!

Know at least a couple others who are too.

RE: Wine Drinkers Unite

Oh, I've got it, it's called beer!

RE: Wine Drinkers Unite

What kind of wine goes with cold pizza?!

RE: who is who ..........

Hiya Merk, welcome to the funny farm. I'm Beverly
<-----and that's Robert. Glad to have ya aboard!

RE: So what's your excuse?

BTW, love the new pic Fabs!

RE: So what's your excuse?

I always do unless they're really creepy, like some dude from Pakistan or somewhere that doesn't even make sense. Even the really stupid ones that can't see my pic or profile and ask if I'm available, I at least have the courtesy to tell them thanks but no. And the 20-something boys who write, I usually tell them to go home and say that to Momma. But I've got lots of people I consider good friends on here, and I like getting flowers from them, and always send one in return. You guys are great!

RE: Just wanted to say....

I feel good

I knew that I would now

RE: A WORLD WITHOUT MEN ???

I did just fine for a year without one, did better than with him in fact! Having no man is better than having the wrong one. Having the right one is even better! But no, I don't need a man, I just want one, one particular one!

RE: The countdown has...

Just over a year ago, I left the house that used to be my home for 16 years. There wasn't really anything to sell, I packed all my stuff in my truck and moved in with a friend who'd kindly offered her extra bedroom. I found a beautiful little place on the river, paid the rent out of my savings account, and didn't know how I was gonna make it when that money ran out, cause I had no job. 6 months later, just when I was beginning to wonder if I was gonna make it, I found a job. It's been scary at times, but I found that I can take care of myself, and more importantly, God has and will continue to take care of me. And he's given me the sweetest one in the whole wide world to share my life with, when I didn't even want to share!

Bottom line is, change is scary, but we have to take chances in order to keep growing. Life is all about change, that's the only thing that stays the same.

RE: Think I'll marry myself.

Ya know, this is a pretty funny concept, but it's not that crazy really. We all have to learn to love ourselves and be happy with our own company, before we can truly bring the best we have to offer to a relationship with someone else. So if you haven't found the right one, go ahead and marry yourself, take care of you, and when and if someone does come along, you can be with them out of choice, not necessity. The good news is ya don't ever have to divorce yourself!

RE: who is who ..........

Good morning, racehead got my line, welcome to the funny farm! I'm Beverly, in Bama as it says. Pull up a chair and enjoy the show, it's great here!
A big CS for you!

RE: Coffee Talk

I love coffee, anytime, anywhere. It's a beautiful day in Bama,, just had coffee on the patio with my sweetie, 500 miles away. He's turned me into a morning person, I just love waking up now!! That's a miracle, I've always HATED mornings.

RE: Why do men disappear?

If a man leaves, be thankful, he wasn't the one for you. Keep looking, and when you do find the one, he'll want to be with you as much as you want to be with him.

Probably if you look back on it objectively, you'll see that you weren't getting what you needed from the relationship. There are great men out there, I found one, you just have to remain open to it, and don't settle for less.

RE: Flower Chain Continued.

Who won the flower chain, I had 92!

RE: We found LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best wishes you two, hope you're as happy as we are!

RE: What is the best part.......

Oh amen gp, if love isn't mutual, it isn't love, it's infatuation or obssession, and that just sucks. The greatest thing about being in love is looking in someone's eyes and seeing your love there being given back to you.

RE: Don't let your out beauty betrail you!

Sooo, if this thread makes little or no sense, why is it 3 pages long??

RE: looks -are looks the main thing women go for

In my experience, most guys who know or think they're good looking are jerks, that could be why. I think it comes from their never having to be nice to get girls to like them when they're young. When the girls get a little older and want a man to treat them right, the poor over-privileged pretty boys don't have a clue. Just a theory of mine.

Have you ever seen... the most unusual thing you've seen on a vehicle

That's beyond redneck!

Have you ever seen... the most unusual thing you've seen on a vehicle

What is the stupidest or most amazing or most unusual thing you've seen on a vehicle??

Swear to God, last night coming home from work, I saw a pickup truck, well half of one, it had no bed, with a HUGE TV antennna mounted on a rail across the top of the cab, I'm talking one of those sideways ladder looking antennas like you used to see on houses before everyone got cable. Oh, and he was one of those who had to speed up and pass me after I went around him in the left lane. I let him go, was afraid that thing was gonna come off at any minute!

RE: question

My list, in no particular order:

Slow drivers in the left lane.

Male drivers who hate it when you pass them and speed up to go around you.

Able-bodied people in handicapped spaces (acutally this would go at the top if I put them in order, grrrr.)

Kids screaming in the store for more than 5 minutes (take the baby home if he's that tired.)

People who come in my dept 5 min before closing and want to looky-loo for 20 minutes .

Drivers who do 35 in a 45 zone on a 2-lane, ya need to be doing at least 55 .


Nose-picking is not annoying, that's sickening.

Intolerance is not annoying, it's a sin.

RE: If someone were to.............

A tank of gas and a carton of cigs oughta bout do $100 in.

RE: Don't let your out beauty betrail you!

Prob some bug repellent would be good.

RE: paddy day

Dumb question to be asking on this day, everybody loves green beer!

RE: Don't let your out beauty betrail you!

Where does this betrail lead Lee?

top o' the mornin to ya

Last one, I promise!

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the
first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
The man said, "I do, Father."
The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."
Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to
heaven?"
"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.
"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."
The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me
that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting
a group together to go right now."

top o' the mornin to ya

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped
for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done
it again!"