Zeloniy Forum Posts (1,863)

RE: TRUE LOVE:

Awww That's sweet

Email Commandments

I'll talk to Garlic Breath about the other 656

RE: What is the Pagan Religion

I don't think it is as old as humanity but it is the oldest surviving religion... One of the first was Egyptian. Worship of the Sun and Water. The basic elements of life.

Email Commandments

Yeah ... I've been talking to this Lucifer fellow ... as a recruiter he puts on a good argument.

Email Commandments

Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line.

Thou shalt edit any quoted text down to the minimum thou needest.

Thou shalt read thine own message thrice before sendest it.

Thou shalt ponder how thy recipient might react to thy message.

Thou shalt check thy spelling and thy grammar.

Thou shalt not curse, flame, spam or USE all CAPS.

Thou shalt not forward any chain letter.

Thou shalt not rely on the privacy of email, especially from work.

Thou shalt not use email for any illegal or unethical purpose.

When in doubt, save thy message overnight and reread it in the light of the dawn.

And, the Golden Rule of email:
That which thou findest hateful to receive, sendest thou not unto others.

RE: Which one would you recommend???

ok, well poll don't lie :D see Shrek 3

RE: Which one would you recommend???

I saw 3 out of named 6 and it really depends what are you in a mood for ... Sicko is very political....

RE: It's 4:00 AM on a Sat.

I just had a TV dinner and trying to sober up after a night out...

RE: What should I ask?

How about high blood pressure?

RE: Out of the Shadows...

Some times it requires optional participation... but I'm sure you already know that

RE: Thread Hi-Jackers Anonimous Meeting

Oh I'm calm. I stole his pitch fork.

RE: Can a woman be too loud in bed??

Who can be quiet with you?

RE: Taken or Not Taken........Which are you?

I'm very curious about holes!

RE: I hate to have to beat a dead Iraqi, but....

oi ... IMHO mr.Bush and his gang needs to get laid more often!

I could come up with a constructive argument but what's the use?

RE: Taken or Not Taken........Which are you?

Really? You should bend over so I could have a better look.

RE: Taken or Not Taken........Which are you?

No that will not be good. How about near the bark?

RE: Taken or Not Taken........Which are you?

maybe just a little ... any proffered location?

RE: Taken or Not Taken........Which are you?

Maple tree ... in a sunset on a warm summer night ...

RE: Taken or Not Taken........Which are you?

I think we should practice on a ground first before we climb into that tree. Should be safer

RE: Taken or Not Taken........Which are you?

I never tried tying it in a knot ...

RE: Taken or Not Taken........Which are you?

I'm kind of in between "ouch" and "wow"

RE: Can a woman be too loud in bed??

Pah! Who needs happiness! I got his furniture!

RE: What kind of Date are you??

Hey ...so there is this super classy joint I know. It's called Buuuurger King.

RE: Taken or Not Taken........Which are you?

I have my moments ... good gets boring after a while.

Wanna go steal cherries in neighbors yard?

RE: Taken or Not Taken........Which are you?

Bad bad very bad girl!

RE: Taken or Not Taken........Which are you?

Hard to type with your nose isn't it?

RE: What kind of Date are you??

yeah but I think they end up closing that due to insurance regulations

RE: OK! I admit it....

yeah ... I hear they are a pain ... right Mary?

RE: What kind of Date are you??

I noticed


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RE: What kind of Date are you??

I think surgeon general is proposing personality modifications but that another topic ...