RE: A Test For Smart People

For the first one I had images of chain saw, blood and screams. My refrigerator is pretty small.

RE: A Test For Smart People

Well I got the second one right ... yay

RE: Who can actually cook in here ?

I can make food! YES! MUAHAHAHA! devil

RE: Living in 2007

I did not scroll back!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh grin

RE: Sleepy time

gnite


and I mean it this time yawn

RE: If You Ever Wanted To Be Converted Into Another Religion, What Would It Be??

umm ... yeah... smitten blushing love Virgin catholic ...

RE: Clean House

I actually try to "humanize" it after I clean. I'd throw stuff randomly on a coffee table. I pay a lot of attention to details and can't stand a dirty bathroom (I scrub everything there relentlessly) However I don't like spotless living room. It's uninviting. You feel like you're in a museum.

RE: Who wants to run for CS president? and what are your qualifications?

I think you're sleepy Honey smile

jokes aside every man wants control... anything, starting with TV remote, stick shift, other people... To one degree or another every man is a control freak.

Well Mech is a president by popular vote. I want my wine now, damn it. Before I fall asleep. yawn

RE: Who wants to run for CS president? and what are your qualifications?

It's Runglish. :)

Well I control largest cockroach population on eastern shore! They're dancing Macarena right now!

RE: Who wants to run for CS president? and what are your qualifications?

I never said I was running! Lol

Eto bila drugaya deushka ... ona pritashila svoih druzey doh I guess you're right then.

ya hotel segodna zaehat' k ultra-rizhinkoy' grin

RE: Who wants to run for CS president? and what are your qualifications?

You wanna pedicure while I'm at it? wink

RE: Who wants to run for CS president? and what are your qualifications?

I think I'm gonna get crucified for hijacking threads ...

Sorry Daniel ... lol

RE: Who wants to run for CS president? and what are your qualifications?

but of course! People need a benevolent dictator grin

Never went back there yet. To poho viglezhu, to sho-to esho. Bilo svidanie v pitnitsu. Polniy Disaster...

RE: Who wants to run for CS president? and what are your qualifications?

I can exchange my services for neck massage. grin It's fracking killing me.

RE: Who wants to run for CS president? and what are your qualifications?

One word. Mind control!

With my mind and control everyone will be happy in a bliss of dark ages.

RE: Who wants to run for CS president? and what are your qualifications?

sure, 39.95 plus tax grin

RE: Who wants to run for CS president? and what are your qualifications?

hug hug yay Marina!

Well not if I take over the world. It's been a little side project of mine smile

RE: Who wants to run for CS president? and what are your qualifications?

I need a first lady... or lady first. Hell, ladies first! grin

RE: Who wants to run for CS president? and what are your qualifications?

Foot stool? grin

RE: Who wants to run for CS president? and what are your qualifications?

Hell no!

RE: Who wants to run for CS president? and what are your qualifications?

you can get a king just for show wink

RE: NAME 2 PLACES ON YOUR BODY WHERE U LOVED TO BE KISSED .MMMMMM

Milady, I will kiss you anywhere you desire tip hat

RE: Why does it matter if you have someone?

Depends on who you are. It's not for everyone and I question my self constantly if eventually I will burn my self so many times I will be unable to feel. It seems I'm on my knees in front of every woman that pets me right. Not a admirable quality but thank you for the compliment.
Definition of insanity is repeating same possess and expecting different results ... Perhaps I'm insane.

RE: NAME 2 PLACES ON YOUR BODY WHERE U LOVED TO BE KISSED .MMMMMM

So how bad do I have to be? devil


wave bluebabsie

RE: Why does it matter if you have someone?

It's hard to balance self with your other half. If you don't surrender complitly you might never know the real extent of a relationship. Some just close up after being hurt ... Me, I rather get burned over and over like a stupid moth ...

RE: Rejection Lines From Women And What They Mean! And i know this

I left my Thorazine here somewhere ... dancing

RE: Why does it matter if you have someone?

I think just recently I started to recover and enjoying life... Like they say you have to be happy your self to make some one else happy...

RE: Would you really date someone you talked with on any of these threads and why???

There are defiantly potential candidates here.

and I don't hide much... It's just a bloody axe...

RE: Tips for buying gifts for men

laugh

Socket 478 motherboard! grin

Feminism

A female student is assigned a thesis on "changing trends in feminism". In her research she is shocked to read of a village in Central Africa where, 50 years ago, the women were so inferior to their husbands that they dared only to walk 10 paces behind them. Determined to find out whether the situation had changed she set out to this country and was delighted to see that it had. Leaving the airport she saw that the women were walking not 10 paces, but 100m ahead of their husbands. In her enthusiasm the student catches up with one such lady and asks of her, "What great change could have occurred which means that you, the woman, can now lead your husband through these paths". The African woman looks at her sadly and reply, "land mines".

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