A Test For Smart People (27)
------ This thread is Archived ------
I recieved this in email from a friend a while ago. I'm not admitting to how many I got wrong.
------ This thread is Archived ------
I am not smarter than a 5th grader
------ This thread is Archived ------
amusing...! But, not logical for normal scope of people. These quaetions are based on lateral thinking. Diversified from reality.
mmm
sm:)e
mmm
sm:)e
------ This thread is Archived ------
wow. that test made me feel kinda dumb. lol.
------ This thread is Archived ------
Cool..I got every one wrong!!
------ This thread is Archived ------
Ditto.
------ This thread is Archived ------
What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls ?
You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
------ This thread is Archived ------
me too....
------ This thread is Archived ------
Well I got the second one right ... 
------ This thread is Archived ------
Here's a mind teaser?
What's gray and comes in quarts?
What's gray and comes in quarts?
------ This thread is Archived ------
For the first one I had images of chain saw, blood and screams. My refrigerator is pretty small.
------ This thread is Archived ------
I just thought the questions were too bizarre and didn't even begin to consider what do do!
No offence intended by my comment by the way...that was my answer...too bizarre...not even trying to wrap my meagre brain cell count around that one!
No offence intended by my comment by the way...that was my answer...too bizarre...not even trying to wrap my meagre brain cell count around that one!
------ This thread is Archived ------
------ This thread is Archived ------
An elephant...
------ This thread is Archived ------
Cigarettes ashes?
------ This thread is Archived ------
I got the 3rd & 4th ones right. Once I figured all the questions were silly that is
------ This thread is Archived ------
You're good MB.........you're good!
------ This thread is Archived ------
First time I heard that I was too young to laugh....I just pissed my diaper...
------ This thread is Archived ------
This Thread is Archived
This Thread is archived, so you will no longer be able to post to it. Threads get archived automatically when they are older than 3 months.
« Go back to All Threads
« Go back to All Threads
More Threads
men's perspective towards women
Democrats destroyed America
Kultur-multur
Unions support Democrats!
The weird and the random facts around the world
Why is this shameful?
The GOP Representatives owned by Vladimir Putin
Ladies
s*xual skills
Would you hire this guy - for any job?
More Threads
Report threads that break rules, are offensive, or contain fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. click to report forum abuse »
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
Stats for this Thread
1,093 Views
26 Comments
Created: Dec 2007
Last Viewed: Apr 28
Last Commented: Dec 2007
0 Likes
I have determined that you might qualify.
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator; take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend....
except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you
not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.