I am afraid that I am not allowed near open fires, or matches. Not since 'the incident'. They have almost finished rebuilding the institution now! They should thank me!
I would like to apply for the above position. My psychiatrist says that I am now capable of forming normal relationships, and my medication is controlling my twitch.
Let me tell you a little about myself. My unusually small hands have led me to start my own business making gloves for other people like myself. I have found that the best material for these gloves, is the discarded fluff from ginger cats. Business is thriving, and I have now started a sideline in cat fluff dvd cases.
It irritates the hell out of me! So many times I have come round a corner only to come face to face with some moron chatting on a mobile! I hate them!!!
It is by Kevin Bloody Wilson........ I can't tell you the name for fear of being banned from the site, but if you know it, you will know the one I mean! It is the tale of a young boy not getting the bike he asked father xmas for.
Personally, if I hear one more xmas song playing in the shops, I will be going in with a machete, and taking out their speaker systems.
The problem is, I am almost totally deaf at the moment because of a sinus infection, so I don't even hear them moving about. I would put an alarm outside their door, but my daughter gets up for a wee several times in the night.
karen1973 Forum Posts (4,112)
RE: Who here on the CS day-shift is unemployed ?
Don't even ask! They are driving me MAD!!!!